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billy bob and the trooper.
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Well... I guess toot for tat C5er. Or in this case toot for cat..... (no kleenex required for this one)
Texting Codes for Seniors
Young people have theirs, now Seniors have their own texting codes:
* ATD - At the doctor's
* BFF - Best friend's funeral
* BTW - Bring the Wheelchair
* BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth
* CBM- Covered by Medicare
* CUATSC - See You at the Senior Center
* DWI - Driving While Incontinent
* FWIW - Forgot Where I Was
* GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
* GHA - Got Heartburn Again
* HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement
* LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out
* LOL - Living on Lipitor
* OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas
* TOT - Texting on Toilet
* WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?
*GGLKI - Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In
Young people have theirs, now Seniors have their own texting codes:
* ATD - At the doctor's
* BFF - Best friend's funeral
* BTW - Bring the Wheelchair
* BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth
* CBM- Covered by Medicare
* CUATSC - See You at the Senior Center
* DWI - Driving While Incontinent
* FWIW - Forgot Where I Was
* GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
* GHA - Got Heartburn Again
* HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement
* LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out
* LOL - Living on Lipitor
* OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas
* TOT - Texting on Toilet
* WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?
*GGLKI - Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In
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I just realized it’s Monday when you posted this. I’m in my robe and slippers installing carbon fibre on my car today.
16:30 already. Time to call it a day. Maybe some wine and a search for instructions on the last few pieces for tomorrow.
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I just realized it’s Monday when you posted this. I’m in my robe and slippers installing carbon fibre on my car today.
16:30 already. Time to call it a day. Maybe some wine and a search for instructions on the last few pieces for tomorrow.
Hmmmm.... I saw your car Saturday Derek... Other than a carbon fibre windshield or carbon fibre tires, I didn't think there was anything left?
Hmmmm.... I saw your car Saturday Derek... Other than a carbon fibre windshield or carbon fibre tires, I didn't think there was anything left?
Ya Eric a few things left to go on. Got a couple on today and a few to maybe put on tomorrow if I’m not too sick from the Halloween
goodies Michelle has poorly hidden. Got more on the way in the mail too 
I’ll post them up in the winter addons
🛠thread. 
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OMG ... I didn't realize the required "shop swag" one requires for carbon fibre installation ...
thanks for the heads-up as it would be a no wonder why I would have difficulty if only in "plumber butt-crack swag" ...
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Justin don't make eye contact and do not ask him if he has any Cheetos...
New C5er
Power User
Yes, the new one is out! The brand new edition of You know you're a redneck when..
1 You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.
2. You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a fly swatter.
3. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.
4. You burn your yard rather than mow it.
5. You think "The Nutcracker" is something you do off the high dive.
6. The Salvation Army declines your furniture.
7 You offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they don't want it.
8 You have the local taxidermist on speed dial.
9. You come back from the dump with more than you took.
10. You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.
11. Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat
12.. Your grandmother has "ammo" on her Christmas list.
13. You keep flea and tick soap in the shower.
14. You've been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.
15. You go to the stock car races and don't need a program.
16. You know how many bales of hay your car will hold.
17. You have a rag for a gas cap.
18. Your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.
19. You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean.
20. You can spit without opening your mouth.
21. You consider your license plate personalized because your father made it
22. Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
23. You have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say "Cool Whip" on the side.
24. The biggest city you've ever been to is Wal-Mart.
25. Your working TV sits on top of your non-working TV.
26. You've used your ironing board as a buffet table.
27. A tornado hits your neighborhood and does $100,000 worth of improvements
28. You've used a toilet brush to scratch your back.
29. You missed your 8th grade graduation because you were on jury duty.
30. You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65.
1 You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.
2. You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a fly swatter.
3. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.
4. You burn your yard rather than mow it.
5. You think "The Nutcracker" is something you do off the high dive.
6. The Salvation Army declines your furniture.
7 You offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they don't want it.
8 You have the local taxidermist on speed dial.
9. You come back from the dump with more than you took.
10. You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.
11. Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat
12.. Your grandmother has "ammo" on her Christmas list.
13. You keep flea and tick soap in the shower.
14. You've been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.
15. You go to the stock car races and don't need a program.
16. You know how many bales of hay your car will hold.
17. You have a rag for a gas cap.
18. Your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.
19. You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean.
20. You can spit without opening your mouth.
21. You consider your license plate personalized because your father made it
22. Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
23. You have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say "Cool Whip" on the side.
24. The biggest city you've ever been to is Wal-Mart.
25. Your working TV sits on top of your non-working TV.
26. You've used your ironing board as a buffet table.
27. A tornado hits your neighborhood and does $100,000 worth of improvements
28. You've used a toilet brush to scratch your back.
29. You missed your 8th grade graduation because you were on jury duty.
30. You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65.
New C5er
Power User
You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed.
On your right side is a sharp drop-off.
On your left side is an elephant traveling at the same speed as you.
Directly in front of you is a galloping kangaroo and your horse is unable
to overtake it.
Behind you is a lion running at the same speed as you and the kangaroo.
What must you do to get out of this highly dangerous situation?
answer below...
GET OFF THE MERRY-GO-ROUND AND GO HOME YOU OLD FART,
YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH CANNABIS FOR ONE DAY!
On your right side is a sharp drop-off.
On your left side is an elephant traveling at the same speed as you.
Directly in front of you is a galloping kangaroo and your horse is unable
to overtake it.
Behind you is a lion running at the same speed as you and the kangaroo.
What must you do to get out of this highly dangerous situation?
answer below...
GET OFF THE MERRY-GO-ROUND AND GO HOME YOU OLD FART,
YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH CANNABIS FOR ONE DAY!
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... marriage secret revealed ?...
the Yin (his)
the Yang (hers)
the Epilogue ...
the Yin (his)
the Yang (hers)
the Epilogue ...
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Who’s in for just a “3 hour tour”?
