billy bob and the trooper.

Agreed Eric not joke of the year material but this thread needed a bump. Somebody can do better than my feeble attempt.:D
 
Two Gentlemen, ages 70 and 75 were sitting on a park bench.


The 75-year-old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath.

The 70-year-old was amazed at the guy's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy.

The 75-year-old said, "well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies."

So, on the way home the 70-year-old stopped at the bakery. As he was looking around, the saleslady asked if he needed any help.

He said, "do you have any rye bread?"

She said, "yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?"

He said, "I want five loaves."

She said, "my goodness, five loaves! By the time you get to the 3rd loaf, it'll be hard."

He replied, "I can't believe everybody knows about this secret except me!?"
 
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Black 03 Z06 said:
Agreed Eric not joke of the year material but this thread needed a bump. Somebody can do better than my feeble attempt.:D
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Actually Murray I spent some time scrolling back through the historic posts in this thread and decided your latest joke is pretty good after all....:D

now.... with that in mind.....



A chicken walks into the library ...struts up to the counter where the librarian is standing and says " Book,......Book...Book...Book" (cmon guys....say it fast)....
The librarian thinks "oh well" and goes and gets the chicken a book.
The chicken leaves with the book.

Next night the chicken comes back with the book, sets it on the counter and says " Book,Book...Book...Book".

The librarian goes and gets the chicken another book and the chicken takes the book and leaves.

Next night the chicken comes back again with the book, sets it on the counter and says " Book,Book...Book...Book".

The librarian is thinking now that this is really strange but she goes and gets the chicken another book and the chicken takes the book and leaves.

This goes on the same way night after night until finally the librarian is finally curious enough she decides to follow the chicken the next time it comes in.

Sure enough, the next night the chicken comes in to the library, walks up to the counter and says " Book.....,book...book...book".

The librarian gives the chicken a book and as the chicken goes out the door, the librarian quietly follows it across the parking lot and into the bushes. Down a small path the chicken goes with the librarian carefully following behind until they come to a small pond.

On the edge of the pond, just out into the water is a rock with a big bullfrog sitting on it. The chicken says " Book,Book...Book...Book" and hands the book to the frog.

The frog takes one look at the book and hands it back to the chicken saying...."Redit....Redit.....Redit......

:D
 
A girl came to my door the other day and asked if I had any odd jobs
she could do to earn some money. I do appreciate people who at least try
to work so I told her I would hire her to paint my porch and to come back
tomorrow.

So I went to the hardware store and picked up a gallon of paint, a couple rollers
and brushes and set them out on the porch.

Next morning she shows up right on time. I pointed around back and told her where all the
supplies were and I would be working in the house at my computer if she needed
anything.
Well... about an hour later she knocks on the door and tells me she's all finished.

I thought "Wow, that was pretty quick", but thanked her and gave her $ 40.00 anyway
and she headed off down the street.

Then all of a sudden she stops and turns around and yells
back to me with...." Hey Mister. By the way it's not a Porch, it's a Corvette"
:bathitshead:
 
Ouch.:Biggrin:
 
Cabin fever?????? No sign of cabin fever here Keith. Don't understand how you could think that!!!! No reason at all.... So what! My C6 is gone..... I've had a C7 in my man cave with 187 km on it for three freaking months now..... begging me to take her out.... Every morning when I leave for work she begs me to drive her....I hear her in my sleep.... Please....Please take me out..... Please drive me...... .... NO.... NO CABIN FEVER HERE AT ALL.........

sorry.... that was ugly....I'm ok now......
 
Never fear guys 331 day till Christmas 2016.:Biggrin: Somewhere in between there must some serious Corvette and race car time.
 


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