Agreed Eric not joke of the year material but this thread needed a bump. Somebody can do better than my feeble attempt.
Actually Murray I spent some time scrolling back through the historic posts in this thread and decided your latest joke is pretty good after all....
now.... with that in mind.....
A chicken walks into the library ...struts up to the counter where the librarian is standing and says " Book,......Book...Book...Book" (cmon guys....say it fast)....
The librarian thinks "oh well" and goes and gets the chicken a book.
The chicken leaves with the book.
Next night the chicken comes back with the book, sets it on the counter and says " Book,Book...Book...Book".
The librarian goes and gets the chicken another book and the chicken takes the book and leaves.
Next night the chicken comes back again with the book, sets it on the counter and says " Book,Book...Book...Book".
The librarian is thinking now that this is really strange but she goes and gets the chicken another book and the chicken takes the book and leaves.
This goes on the same way night after night until finally the librarian is finally curious enough she decides to follow the chicken the next time it comes in.
Sure enough, the next night the chicken comes in to the library, walks up to the counter and says " Book.....,book...book...book".
The librarian gives the chicken a book and as the chicken goes out the door, the librarian quietly follows it across the parking lot and into the bushes. Down a small path the chicken goes with the librarian carefully following behind until they come to a small pond.
On the edge of the pond, just out into the water is a rock with a big bullfrog sitting on it. The chicken says " Book,Book...Book...Book" and hands the book to the frog.
The frog takes one look at the book and hands it back to the chicken saying...."Redit....Redit.....Redit......
