billy bob and the trooper.
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I hate it when I see an old person and then realize we went to high school together.
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes... so she hugged me.
My wife says I only have 2 faults. I don't listen and something else....
At my funeral, take the bouquet off my coffin and throw it into the crowd to see who is next.
I thought growing old would take longer.
I came, I saw, I forgot what I was doing. Retraced my steps, got lost on the way back, now I have no idea what's going on.
The officer said, "You drinking?" I said, "You buying?" We just laughed and laughed.... I need bail money.
I think the reason we are born with two hands is so we can pet two dogs at once.
Day 12 without chocolate. Lost hearing in my left eye.
Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons and electrons. They forgot to mention morons.
The adult version of "head, shoulders, knees and toes" is "wallet, glasses, keys and phone."
A dog accepts you as the boss... a cat wants to see your resume.
Oops.... did I roll my eyes out loud?
Life is too short to waste time matching socks.
Wi-fi went down for five minutes, so I had to talk to my family. They seem like nice people.
If you see me talking to myself, just move along. I'm self-employed; we're having a staff meeting.
I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food.
Some people call me crazy. I prefer happy with a twist.
My doctor asked if anyone in my family suffers from mental illness. I said, "No, we all seem to enjoy it."
I really don't mind getting old, but my body is having a major fit.
Camping: where you spend a small fortune to live like a homeless person.
Project Manager. Because Miracle Worker isn't an official job title.
I told my wife I wanted to be cremated. She made me an appointment for Tuesday.
Measure once, cuss twice
My dream job would be driving the karma bus.
THINK! (It's not illegal.... YET)
I don't care who dies in a movie, as long as the dog lives.
The world's best antidepressant has 4 legs, a wagging tail and comes with unconditional love.
Love is how excited your dog gets when you come home
I've reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me
If you're happy and you know it, it's your meds
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes... so she hugged me.
My wife says I only have 2 faults. I don't listen and something else....
At my funeral, take the bouquet off my coffin and throw it into the crowd to see who is next.
I thought growing old would take longer.
I came, I saw, I forgot what I was doing. Retraced my steps, got lost on the way back, now I have no idea what's going on.
The officer said, "You drinking?" I said, "You buying?" We just laughed and laughed.... I need bail money.
I think the reason we are born with two hands is so we can pet two dogs at once.
Day 12 without chocolate. Lost hearing in my left eye.
Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons and electrons. They forgot to mention morons.
The adult version of "head, shoulders, knees and toes" is "wallet, glasses, keys and phone."
A dog accepts you as the boss... a cat wants to see your resume.
Oops.... did I roll my eyes out loud?
Life is too short to waste time matching socks.
Wi-fi went down for five minutes, so I had to talk to my family. They seem like nice people.
If you see me talking to myself, just move along. I'm self-employed; we're having a staff meeting.
I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food.
Some people call me crazy. I prefer happy with a twist.
My doctor asked if anyone in my family suffers from mental illness. I said, "No, we all seem to enjoy it."
I really don't mind getting old, but my body is having a major fit.
Camping: where you spend a small fortune to live like a homeless person.
Project Manager. Because Miracle Worker isn't an official job title.
I told my wife I wanted to be cremated. She made me an appointment for Tuesday.
Measure once, cuss twice
My dream job would be driving the karma bus.
THINK! (It's not illegal.... YET)
I don't care who dies in a movie, as long as the dog lives.
The world's best antidepressant has 4 legs, a wagging tail and comes with unconditional love.
Love is how excited your dog gets when you come home
I've reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me
If you're happy and you know it, it's your meds
@OL Yeller ... I saw on Google news someone was seen cruising the beach in NL yesterday and drew quite a crowd. I thought...hmmmm.... wonder if that was Don but I didn't see the Vette anywhere... 
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That beach is just down the road from my parents. Traffic has been quite heavy to say the least.
No Rruuff, wasn't me ...This time...I did however, manage to take my Mom out in the Vette for about an hour before lunch along the shore through a few communities...she very much enjoyed the scenery and the car, although living with dimentia she probably, unfortunately, won't remember that little trip, but I will take her over the route a few more times this summer.@OL Yeller ... I saw on Google news someone was seen cruising the beach in NL yesterday and drew quite a crowd. I thought...hmmmm.... wonder if that was Don but I didn't see the Vette anywhere...
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A little long, with no sound,
but shows what sophisticated weapons can do. Go Zelensky !
but shows what sophisticated weapons can do. Go Zelensky !
too bad, the West sat on their hands, waiting for the invasion and thousands are dead, and the destruction in devastating!
A group of 40-year-old blokes who were having a reunion discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally, it was agreed upon that they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the waitresses there had low cut blouses and were very young and attractive .
10 years later at 50 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally, it was agreed that they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the food there was very good and the wine selection was good also.
10 years later at 60 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally, it was agreed that they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because they could eat there in peace and quiet and the restaurant had a beautiful view of the ocean.
10 years later, at 70 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally, it was agreed that they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the restaurant was wheelchair accessible and they even had an elevator.
10 years later, at 80 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally, it was agreed that they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because one of them had heard it was a good place to eat and they had never been there before !
10 years later at 50 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally, it was agreed that they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the food there was very good and the wine selection was good also.
10 years later at 60 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally, it was agreed that they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because they could eat there in peace and quiet and the restaurant had a beautiful view of the ocean.
10 years later, at 70 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally, it was agreed that they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the restaurant was wheelchair accessible and they even had an elevator.
10 years later, at 80 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally, it was agreed that they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because one of them had heard it was a good place to eat and they had never been there before !
And at 90 years of age they agreed upon that they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the waitresses there had low cut blouses and were very young and attractive .
And for those that have any doubts
Here the proof that man did descend from ape!
Here the proof that man did descend from ape!
I wonder what would happend to me if I had done the same thing, probably end up in jail,
