billy bob and the trooper.

[Rruuff Day]

Incomplete delivery !!!

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So much for that wind turbine blade.

 

[Black 03 Z06]

 

[kerry4]

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What chicken? LOL.

 

[1 BAD 9T9]

Here's a change in tempo and to help get you guy's mind out of the gutter. The opposite of the female blond girl jokes.

The very first ever Blonde Guy joke..... And well worth the wait!!!!
An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.
They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, 'Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building.'
The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, 'Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too.'
The blonde opened his lunch and said,' Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too.'
The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.
The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.
The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.
At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, 'If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!'
The Mexican's wife also wept and said, 'I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much.'

(Oh this is GOOD!!)?

Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife said, 'Don't look at me. He made his own lunch.'

 

[Rruuff Day]

A refreshing change....

 

[1 BAD 9T9]

Russian tank crew shows how its done.

 

[Black 03 Z06]

These guys are now working at BG loading C8's.

Damn that had to hurt!

 

[New C5er]

 

[LE BARON]

 

[LE BARON]

 

[LE BARON]

 

[LE BARON]

 

[Dave91TM]

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Brilliant, absolutely brilliant!

 

[1 BAD 9T9]

 

[1 BAD 9T9]

How to park your Lambo -- Can your 'Vette do this?

 

[Rruuff Day]

How to park your Lambo -- Can your 'Vette do this?

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errrrr..... No. It can't. But luckily I know how to use my mirrors.... lol...

 

[LE BARON]

errrrr..... No. It can't. But luckily I know how to use my mirrors.... lol...

Plus two other things.
1) You know how to drive
2) You can use your brain

 

[theboss]

What chicken? LOL.

Who saw the wolfe?

 

[theboss]

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Another injustice

 

[Rruuff Day]

Plus two other things.
1) You know how to drive
2) You can use your brain

errrrr.... you must have me confused with someone else Richard...