billy bob and the trooper.

[Rruuff Day]

An ape is allowed to do that and gets a laugh.. When a pig does it he gets slapped and arrested...

 

[1 BAD 9T9]

 

[kerry4]

Here we go again.

 

[LE BARON]

Here we go again.

Heard it was mainly bi-sexual men.
So hopefully someone doesn't say "The Pox On You" LOL

" The UK Health Security Agency’s alert also highlighted that the recent cases were predominantly among men who self-identified as gay, bisexual or men who have sex with men, and advised those groups to be aware."

 

[BDK]

Dog Named Sex.

My parents told me I could name my new pet dog anything I wanted and since I was a
mischievous little boy, I decided to name the dog Sex.

It seemed funny at first until you understand all the confusion that this caused me in my
later life.

Like the day that I went to the town hall to get a dog license for Sex. The clerk asked
me what I wanted. I told him I wanted a licence for Sex.

He said, “I’d like to have one, too.”

Then, I said, “You don’t understand. She’s a dog.”

He replied, “Look man, I don’t care how she looks.”

“No no, I’ve had Sex since I was 5!”

He replied, “You must have been an early bloomer.”

***************

When I decided to get married, I told the minister I wanted to have Sex at the
wedding. He told me I’d have to wait until after the wedding.

When I protested that Sex had played a big part in my life and that my whole life revolved
around Sex, he said he didn’t want to hear about my personal life.

***************

After my wife and I got married, I took the dog with us on the honeymoon. When I checked
into the hotel, I told the clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and wanted one for Sex.

She replied, “Sir, every room in the hotel can be used for sex.”

I said, “You don’t understand. Sex keeps me awake at night.”

The clerk said, “Me too!”

***************

When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog.
When I told the Judge I had Sex before I was married, he grinned
and said, “Me too.”

***************

One day my dog Sex and I
took a walk and he ran away from me. I spent hours looking for
that dog. A policeman came by and asked what I was doing in this
alley at midnight.

I told him, “I’m looking for Sex!”

My case comes up next Tuesday.

 

[1 BAD 9T9]

Green car. Here's the answer!!

 

[1 BAD 9T9]

 

[Rruuff Day]

Green car. Here's the answer!!
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Now there's an option I might be interested in... I can see a thousand miles per day on my fill ups alone....Ok... So i eat a lot of cabbage and pepperoni... lol..

 

[1 BAD 9T9]

 

[Black 03 Z06]

Eric you need one of these...

 

[Rruuff Day]

Eric you need one of these...

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Wow... I should have thought of that before I put him in the freezer....

 

[Dave91TM]

Eric you need one of these...

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Its the original Pontiac Goat, otherwise known a the GTO.

 

[Rruuff Day]

Its the original Pontiac Goat, otherwise known a the GTO.

errrrr.... bad news... It's not even a goat....lol

 

[Dave91TM]

errrrr.... bad news... It's not even a goat....lol

OK the then, its the original Pony Car...Ford Mustang.

 

[JB08]

A little long, with no sound,
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but shows what sophisticated weapons can do. Go Zelensky !

The second part (about 2 min in) is from a video game... which makes me question the first 2 minutes as well. I am all for supporting Ukraine, but there is tons of disinformation and propaganda out there, which our media just regurgitates.

Video game footage falsely shared as live video of Ukraine crisis

Several supposedly “live” videos featuring firepower hitting buildings and shooting planes out of the nighttime sky have been shared on Facebook in South Africa with claims that they show Russia’s invasion of Ukraine. However, this is false: these hours-long videos actually show a military...

factcheck.afp.com

 

[LE BARON]

The second part (about 2 min in) is from a video game... which makes me question the first 2 minutes as well. I am all for supporting Ukraine, but there is tons of disinformation and propaganda out there, which our media just regurgitates.

Video game footage falsely shared as live video of Ukraine crisis

Several supposedly “live” videos featuring firepower hitting buildings and shooting planes out of the nighttime sky have been shared on Facebook in South Africa with claims that they show Russia’s invasion of Ukraine. However, this is false: these hours-long videos actually show a military...

factcheck.afp.com

As my good friend Mark Twain once said "If you don't read newspapers you are uninformed. If you do read them you are mis-informed"
Guess that is just as true now, if not more so, with video.

 

[BDK]

for those of us that remember the 50s.. doesn't really belong here but couldn't decide where to put this...

Nostalgic 1950's Memories

Take a pictorial trip down memory lane in this nostalgic look back at memories of the 1950's.

biggeekdad.com

 

[kerry4]

I was born in the 50's.As soon as I was old enough I was the remote control for my father while he laid on the couch. That was my job. Sometime antennae adjuster too. LOL.

 

[kerry4]

Great gift idea for that special someone.

 

[OL Yeller]

Great gift idea for that special someone.

Where can I get a set of those? A gift like that coming from a Carpenter would be awesome I bet.