billy bob and the trooper.
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May have been posted before but still holds true
Deep Thoughts of a Retired Man
I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer.
The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.
My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said, "Nothing."
She then said, "That's what you did yesterday!"
I replied, "I WASN'T DONE , SO I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF FINISHING RIGHT NOW."
The reason I said "nothing" instead of saying "just thinking" is because she then would
have asked, "About what?" At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep
thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions.
Finally I pondered an age old question: "Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?"
Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts,
but how could they know?
Well, after another beer, and some more heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with an answer to
that question. Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though I
obviously couldn't really know, here is the reason for my conclusion. A year or so after giving birth,
a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."
On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts!”
I rest my case. Time for another beer, and then maybe a nap.
Deep Thoughts of a Retired Man
I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer.
The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.
My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said, "Nothing."
She then said, "That's what you did yesterday!"
I replied, "I WASN'T DONE , SO I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF FINISHING RIGHT NOW."
The reason I said "nothing" instead of saying "just thinking" is because she then would
have asked, "About what?" At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep
thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions.
Finally I pondered an age old question: "Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?"
Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts,
but how could they know?
Well, after another beer, and some more heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with an answer to
that question. Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though I
obviously couldn't really know, here is the reason for my conclusion. A year or so after giving birth,
a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."
On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts!”
I rest my case. Time for another beer, and then maybe a nap.
I cleaned this thread up a little. The Billy Bob thread has always been about a place to post good natured humour, that humour includes of course politics, even if the humour is sometimes marginal. However when a post is simply a political talking point with no humour/thread related factor well it gets deleted. That was the case here.
As many of the long time members here are aware we do not moderate all that much but lately politics has ended up locking many threads. If moderation and the opinion of the moderators to keep things in line is unacceptable to anyone well perhaps they should consider moving on.
As many of the long time members here are aware we do not moderate all that much but lately politics has ended up locking many threads. If moderation and the opinion of the moderators to keep things in line is unacceptable to anyone well perhaps they should consider moving on.
Any pictures to go with it?Hope this one doesn't offend anyone.
i Think that was Rruuff's picture of his pecsAny pictures to go with it?
billy bob and the trooper.
Sunday morning routine ...... recognize yourself??
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LMAO.....i Think that was Rruuff's picture of his pecs
billy bob and the trooper.
Sunday morning routine ...... recognize yourself??
We met in Winnipeg Richard... I'm thinking if those were my pecs you'd have actually remembered me.... lol....i Think that was Rruuff's picture of his pecs
billy bob and the trooper.
Sunday morning routine ...... recognize yourself??
Lol, I remember, the picture with the wolfi Think that was Rruuff's picture of his pecs
billy bob and the trooper.
Sunday morning routine ...... recognize yourself??
I recognize that cat... his name was bullet.... or maybe that use to be his name... lol...
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