Any Interest In One Liners?

[Vettenut]

Oh geeeezzzz saw an episode of Tales From The Crypt........This ones a classic..... Rated PG-13

" Treat whores like queens ... and treat queens like whores " You'll never have a problem

 

[Blu427]

Why are lawyers buried 20 feet under.
" Deep down they're not bad people"

 

[Rruuff Day]

Nothing is fool proof to a sufficiently talented fool

 

[Dik]

I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup.
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I call it, "letter rip'.

 

[YFCvii]

When I was young …
we just had to afford a
replacement battery to
only start the damn car.


yyssw … perhaps a bit ahead of time

 

[YFCvii]

“Always look on the Bright Side of Life”

 

[YFCvii]

Only one thing worse than a sore loser
and that is a poor winner.

 

[Black 03 Z06]

I was born at night, just not last night.

 

[Black 03 Z06]

“If there is an idiot in power; it is because those who elected him are well represented.”

Mahathma Gandhi

 

[Kanuck]

Keep skunks, bankers, and politicians at a distance.

 

[Rruuff Day]

Keep skunks, bankers, and politicians at a distance.

Out of those three, the skunks are the least of my worries

 

[Murray20c8]

Out of those three, the skunks are the least of my worries

He who smelt it, delt it! LOL

 

[Vettenut]

Keep skunks, bankers, and politicians at a distance.

wont say this about skunks

But bankers and politicians......oh and lets not forget insurance companies.......are basically the devil

 

[Sturmgewehr]

If you wanna play you're gonna pay....

 

[Sturmgewehr]

It's a rental so don't be gentle....

 

[AxeZ06]

"Who cut your hair?"
(3 stooges)
(Use this as an opening line when a cop pulls you over).

 

[Murray20c8]

"Who cut your hair?"
(3 stooges)
(Use this as an opening line when a cop pulls you over).

I'm not sure she'd understand that joke!

 

[Murray20c8]

I'm not sure she'd understand that joke!

My last ticket was a female cop.
Not trying to be a sexist, but in my experience female cops are all business and don't ask stupid questions like "Where's the fire?" They will reduce the ticket to no points, but they also won't take any guff from you.
One day I had the t-tops off and was in the middle of my favorite high speed cornering ramp to the 404 when I came across a group (gaggle?) of cops doing seat belt checks . A lady cop Screams at me to "slow the F down"! LOL Luckily it wasn't a radar set up.

 

[Vettenut]

No sex No drugs No wine No women No fun No sin No you ... No wonder its dark .

Turning Japanese - The Vapors...1980

 

[Vettenut]

My last ticket was a female cop.
Not trying to be a sexist, but in my experience female cops are all business and don't ask stupid questions like "Where's the fire?" They will reduce the ticket to no points, but they also won't take any guff from you.
One day I had the t-tops off and was in the middle of my favorite high speed cornering ramp to the 404 when I came across a group (gaggle?) of cops doing seat belt checks . A lady cop Screams at me to "slow the F down"! LOL Luckily it wasn't a radar set up.

The only time I was pulled over in the Vette was Sept of 21......Female cop on radar I was doing 56k it was a 60 zone .... why is she pulling me over ?

She comes up to the window and tells me that she pulled me over for no front plate ... but all she wanted was to check out the car ... she didnt give me a ticket.

We spent the next 20 minutes checking out the C8 and talking Corvettes . When I left all she said was " see if you can get that plate on there "

Still to this day my front plate resides in the glove box.