Any Interest In One Liners?
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My wife is not a good cook.
When we got married, she said "pick a room in the house you want me to be great in"
I didn't pick the kitchen.
When we got married, she said "pick a room in the house you want me to be great in"
I didn't pick the kitchen.
I did. I figured I eat three times a day……My wife is not a good cook.
When we got married, she said "pick a room in the house you want me to be great in"
I didn't pick the kitchen.
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- #46
They say an ideal wife should be a chef in the kitchen and a slut in the bedroom.....
If it works, don't fix it.
If you are cutting wood, count yer fingers before you start, that way you'll know whether or not you'll need to root through the sawdust. (Red Green).
Tight is turned until you can't move it then another half turn. Shear fun!
If you are cutting wood, count yer fingers before you start, that way you'll know whether or not you'll need to root through the sawdust. (Red Green).
Tight is turned until you can't move it then another half turn. Shear fun!
Drive it like you stole it !
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- #49
I didn't use to finish sentences, but now I
You will find what you’re looking for in the last place you look
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- #51
For me that's usually a month later...
He who is without oil shall cast the first rod!
Compressions 8.7:1
Compressions 8.7:1
Only if its a rental (LOL)
It’s better to ask for forgiveness than for permission
You come to me on the day of my daughters wedding...... and ask me to commit murder ...
" Don Vito Corleone "
This city is just like a big p***y... just waiting to get @#$%$#@........ Tony Montana
Life is like a box of choco..........ahhhhh forget that one
" Don Vito Corleone "This city is just like a big p***y... just waiting to get @#$%$#@........ Tony Montana
Life is like a box of choco..........ahhhhh forget that one
When you're talking to an idiot, make sure they aren't doing the same!
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- #58
Who is "General Failure". And why is he reading my hard drive?
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- #59
Ask me about my vow of silence
That is hotter that a billy goat's ass in a pepper patch.