Any Interest In One Liners?
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It is easier to let the cat out of the bag than it is to get it back in.
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Corduroy pillows. They're making headlines.
Good judgment comes from experience and most of that experience comes from bad judgment.
EXPERIENCE is what you get…when you didn’t get what you wanted!
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I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian
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What do car salesmen and lawyers have in common? It's the 99% that give the other 1% a bad name.
^^^Timely^^^ 
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I thought so. Was going to post it over there but decided not to insult the guy too much... lol...^^^Timely^^^
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There are three kinds of people. Those who can count and those who can't.
I tried to change my password to "MustangGT," but Google said it was too weak!
When its my time to "go", I want to go quietly in my sleep .... not screaming like all the passengers in my car. 
A guy describing his wifes new boob job.....and it was said EXACTLY like this
Just because you put new headlights on a mini - van...... doesn't make it a Corvette
Just because you put new headlights on a mini - van...... doesn't make it a Corvette
Unless they are really big headlights! LOL
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- #79
"Here. Hold my beer and watch this!"
Groucho Marx: “A man is only as old as the woman he feels.