Any Interest In One Liners?

[Vettenut]

Checking out the Z06 at humberview today brought a couple of good one liners to mind

My sales guy Dan told me if I wanted to be added to their Z06 list Id probably get a C11 Z06

He also told me that he has some customers literally sick over the fact that they cant get the coveted Z06 and some of these guys already have Stingrays

They have 50 guys just on their Stingray list and have stopped taking deposits

Stop dreaming Tony He told me .... not that i even want the Z06

I told him I stopped dreaming the day i picked up my stingray and am now fortunate enough to live the dream

For the Vain

No matter how skinny you are ... there is always someone skinnier

For the competitive

No matter how fast you are ... there is always someone faster

For the greedy

No matter how rich you are ... there is always someone richer ( this does not apply to the Rothchilds )

Moral of this is

Be happy with what you have ... because if your not ... nothing you acquire will do the trick

 

[Black 03 Z06]

Old Too Soon....Smart Too Late...

 

[Murray20c8]

It's a good thing if you can see the light at the end of the tunnel .... Unless you're standing on train tracks!

 

[YFCvii]

“Failure, however undesired, can be constructive in the path toward achieving Excellence”

“Striving for Perfection can be a waste of time whereas Excellence is a real accomplishment”

 

[Cariboocreek]

I have the right to remain silent, I just don't have the ability....

Ron White

 

[Rocket Rob]

Ron White …isms…

”you can’t fix stupid!”
” most states are trying to abolish the death penalty….mine’s putting in an EXPRESS lane!!” (he’s from Texas)

 

[Rruuff Day]

No one is listening until you make a mistake

 

[YFCvii]

"Guaranteed Fast Service
No Matter How Long It Takes"

"It'll get done Tuesday"

(Didn’t say which Tuesday though)

 

[Dave91TM]

A short note, written in the worst handwriting with a dull pencil, is better that the sharpest memory.

 

[rockitman]

It is usually best for some people to keep their mouth SHUT and have people think you don't know what your talking about, than to OPEN it and remove all doubt!!!!!

 

[Rruuff Day]

Be nice to your kids. They will be choosing your nursing home.

 

[OL Yeller]

Be nice to your kids. They will be choosing your nursing home.

Not mine don't have any

 

[Cariboocreek]

Not my circus, not my monkeys…..

 

[Rruuff Day]

Not mine don't have any

Me neither. Walking in front of a big truck is my next option....

 

[Black 03 Z06]

Megan Markle...First person to turn a Prince into a Frog.

 

[Cariboocreek]

F#&% the checklist, this is a real emergency....

 

[Pep]

Megan Markle...First person to turn a Prince into a Frog.

Ok that one made me literally laugh out loud LOL

 

[Black 03 Z06]

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

 

[Murray20c8]

Working together, we can be FAR bigger idiots than any of us could be working alone!

I heard that somewhere .... hmmmm ..... LOL

 

[Vettenut]

Never underestimate….. the other guys greed

- Frank Lopez