Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.
You're never too old to learn something stupid.
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
"The crux of the biscuit is the apostrophe “ .
“Woke up this morning and folded my bed back into a couch. Almost broke both my arms cause it’s not that kind of bed.”
“If you are in a spaceship that is traveling at the speed of light, and you turn on the headlights, does anything happen? “
Sometimes your the hydrant and sometimes your the dog .
Did you know that William Shatner once tried to start up his own lingerie company for women? Unfortunately, Shatner Panties turned out to be a terrible choice for a brand name."