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[LE BARON]

Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

 

[LE BARON]

If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.

 

[LE BARON]

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

 

[LE BARON]

I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

 

[LE BARON]

I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.

 

[LE BARON]

You're never too old to learn something stupid.

 

[LE BARON]

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

 

[1st Vette]

"The crux of the biscuit is the apostrophe “ .

 

[1st Vette]

“Woke up this morning and folded my bed back into a couch. Almost broke both my arms cause it’s not that kind of bed.”

 

[1st Vette]

“If you are in a spaceship that is traveling at the speed of light, and you turn on the headlights, does anything happen? “

 

[1st Vette]

Sometimes your the hydrant and sometimes your the dog .