Any Interest In One Liners?

[Black 03 Z06]

This one made me laugh. Who started this nonsense?

"I had a book on anti-gravity once...It was impossible to put down"

 

[Rruuff Day]

We have enogh youth. How about a Fountain of Smart

 

[Rruuff Day]

Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?

 

[harshadt]

If one door closes, another one opens

 

[harshadt]

If one door closes…..turn the handle and open it, that’s how doors work!

 

[Blu427]

If you can't be handsome,,,, you'd better be handy.

(courtesy of Red Green, great Canadian philosopher)

 

[rockitman]

Too soon Old, Too late Smart.

 

[Blu427]

Every time I ask what time it is, I get a different answer.

 

[Blu427]

My wife called and said there was water in the carb, I asked where the car was,
she said "at the bottom of the lake"

 

[Murray20c8]

"If you ain't first, You're last!" - Ricky Bobby

 

[Murray20c8]

"I think, Therefore I am .... I think" - Moody Blues

 

[Rruuff Day]

I use to think I was indecisive but now I'm not so sure.

 

[Rruuff Day]

Stop repeat offenders...Don't re-elect them.

 

[Rruuff Day]

Thanks to all for for the comedic interest and entertaining contributions to this thread. I've made it a sticky. Keep them coming. And remember. If everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

 

[Sturmgewehr]

Sounds like an issue and not an issme.

 

[Sturmgewehr]

It's cheaper to keep her.

 

[Sturmgewehr]

A happy wife is a happy life.

 

[Murray20c8]

If it ain't broke, twist it until it is! (Typical Murray20C8 home repair)

 

[Black 03 Z06]

Tighten it down till it snaps then back it off a quarter turn.

 

[Rocket Rob]

Remember….it’s always darkest just before it goes totally BLACK!!