LOL Rob -- good one.
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billy bob and the trooper.
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Hahaha! And the Riders got all four quarter! 
Just in time for Christmas........
Funny Scary Snowman Prank - Season 3 Episode 10 - YouTube
and..
Funny Scary Snowman Prank Season 3 Episode 11 - YouTube
Funny Scary Snowman Prank - Season 3 Episode 10 - YouTube
and..
Funny Scary Snowman Prank Season 3 Episode 11 - YouTube
Subject: Psychology vs Law
A guy is looking for a place to sit in a crowded university library. He asked a girl: "Do you mind if I sit beside you?"
The girl replied in a loud voice: "I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!"
All the students in the library started staring at the guy; he was truly embarrassed and moved to another table.
After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy's table and said with a laugh: "I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking. I guess you felt embarrassed, right?"
The guy responded in a loud voice: $1000 FOR ONE NIGHT? THAT'S WAY TOO MUCH!"
All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock.
The guy whispered to her:"I study law, and I know how to screw people."
A guy is looking for a place to sit in a crowded university library. He asked a girl: "Do you mind if I sit beside you?"
The girl replied in a loud voice: "I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!"
All the students in the library started staring at the guy; he was truly embarrassed and moved to another table.
After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy's table and said with a laugh: "I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking. I guess you felt embarrassed, right?"
The guy responded in a loud voice: $1000 FOR ONE NIGHT? THAT'S WAY TOO MUCH!"
All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock.
The guy whispered to her:"I study law, and I know how to screw people."
Good ones Al -- those are hillarious.
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It's so cold here today that the kids in the mall here are pulling their pants up.
An Italian Funeral.
A Jewish man was leaving a convenience store with his espresso when
he noticed a most unusual Italian funeral procession approaching the
nearby cemetery.
A black hearse was followed by a second black hearse about50feet behind the first one.
Behind the second hearse was a solitary Italian man walking a dog on a leash.
Behind him, a short distance back, were about 200 men walking single file.
The man couldn't stand the curiosity.
He respectfully approached the Italian man walking the dog and said:
"I am so sorry for your loss, and this may be a bad time to disturb you,
but I've never seen an Italian funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?"
"My wife's."
''What happened to her?"
"She yelled at me and my dog attacked and killed her."
He inquired further, "But who is in the second hearse?"
The Italian man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my
wife when the dog turned on her."
A very poignant and touching moment of Jewish and Italian brotherhood and
silence passed between the two men.
The Jewish man then asked "Can I borrow the dog?"
The Italian man replied, "Get in line."
A Jewish man was leaving a convenience store with his espresso when
he noticed a most unusual Italian funeral procession approaching the
nearby cemetery.
A black hearse was followed by a second black hearse about50feet behind the first one.
Behind the second hearse was a solitary Italian man walking a dog on a leash.
Behind him, a short distance back, were about 200 men walking single file.
The man couldn't stand the curiosity.
He respectfully approached the Italian man walking the dog and said:
"I am so sorry for your loss, and this may be a bad time to disturb you,
but I've never seen an Italian funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?"
"My wife's."
''What happened to her?"
"She yelled at me and my dog attacked and killed her."
He inquired further, "But who is in the second hearse?"
The Italian man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my
wife when the dog turned on her."
A very poignant and touching moment of Jewish and Italian brotherhood and
silence passed between the two men.
The Jewish man then asked "Can I borrow the dog?"
The Italian man replied, "Get in line."
Oh Colin, say you didn't stay up all night and put that one together yourself. LOL..
.......and yet another compliments of our friend Al in BC:
Kissed by a wild Canadian Moose
PETE YOUNG is standing on his back deck which is about two feet
off of the ground, and he is about six one , so the moose is a large animal.
This is picture was taken in Fort St John, BC
Kissed by a wild Canadian Moose
PETE YOUNG is standing on his back deck which is about two feet
off of the ground, and he is about six one , so the moose is a large animal.
This is picture was taken in Fort St John, BC
Great posts so far! Love the prank snowman! Glad the moose kiss isn't a prank as this moose looks pretty tame.
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my primary reason for not having life insurance.........when i die everybody's gonna be sad.
i'll have the last laugh on the repo man too.........gettin' cremated in a rented tux.
i'll have the last laugh on the repo man too.........gettin' cremated in a rented tux.
Thought you should know that the book, "Understanding Women" is now out in paperback.
^^^^^^^^^^LOL That's probably the abbreviated version.^^^^^^^^^^^
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I've been busy for the past week. I had a bearing going bad, so I rolled the Corvette back and got the engine hoist out. I did an engine pull, and installed new bearings on the main shaft. I got everything back together yesterday and fired her up. That old wood chipper is working better than new. 
And you thought I had a Corvette problem.
And you thought I had a Corvette problem.
I've been busy for the past week. I had a bearing going bad, so I rolled the Corvette back and got the engine hoist out. I did an engine pull, and installed new bearings on the main shaft. I got everything back together yesterday and fired her up. That old wood chipper is working better than new.
Naaaa -- we knew what you were up to Keith.
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bad bearings on the wood chipper you say ?.......ain't that a kick in the ash
It's pretty handy for turning a truck full of brush into a wheel barrow full of chips. We have lots of trees to keep trimmed back so the old machine does get a workout. Your ash joke reminds me of how they get rid of elephants. They dig a big deep hole then cover the bottom with ashes. They lead the elephant up to the edge then go around behind and kick him right in the ash hole. Boooooo. It is Omemee type of humour though.