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Any Interest In One Liners?
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“If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?”
I told my wife I wanted to be cremated, she made me an appointment for next Friday....
“I bought some powdered water, but I don’t know what to add to it.”
If I had your money, I'd burn mine ....
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I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger, and then it hit me.
Don’t count on the fire to keep you warm for too long , lol .
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It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.
“For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.”
Had a situation today not too dissimilar to this ... much less dollar value
YOU MADE A DEAL FOR A F&*(^$# 18 MILLION DOLLARS ... ARE YOU CRAZY MONTANA ?
Frank Lopez ...
YOU MADE A DEAL FOR A F&*(^$# 18 MILLION DOLLARS ... ARE YOU CRAZY MONTANA ?
Frank Lopez ...
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Then this other Frank Lopez one liner fits right in here....Had a situation today not too dissimilar to this ... much less dollar value
YOU MADE A DEAL FOR A F&*(^$# 18 MILLION DOLLARS ... ARE YOU CRAZY MONTANA ?
Frank Lopez ...
"Lesson number one: Don't underestimate the other guy's greed!"
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Which in the vast majority of cases is deserved.... lol
Ya know .... the amount of one liners in that movie could probably overload your servers from just this thread
Lesson number 2 ......Dont get high on your own supply ... but of course not everybody follows the rules
She really looks amused ...
It is much cheaper though…Lesson number 2 ......Dont get high on your own supply ... but of course not everybody follows the rules
She really looks amused ...
She is unimpressed with the cheap wine . And the chains, lol .Lesson number 2 ......Dont get high on your own supply ... but of course not everybody follows the rules
She really looks amused ...
“I spilled spot remover on my dog. He’s gone now.”
She is unimpressed with the cheap wine . And the chains, lol .
C'mon he's balllin'
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