This is a family forum….lol .
Any Interest In One Liners?
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Some on here might be original….Ya know .... the amount of one liners in that movie could probably overload your servers from just this thread
maybe.
“I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn’t park anywhere near the place.”
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I have three fire hydrants I'm restoring in my man cave right now. I write myself a ticket every day.... lol....
“If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.”
“I almost had a psychic girlfriend, but she left me before we met.”
Smart girl!
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I had a psychic girlfriend once... Turns out she couldn't spell.. She was actually psycho....
You say psycho like it's a bad thing!
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Not at all. She was hotter than a summer day in Miami.... But still crazy....
“Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.”
I paid $1.50 for gas today..... I ate at McDonalds
“Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.”
I'm guessing you should have said... I bought fuel today ...... and got gas at McDonalds.
Always be nice to your children, cause they are the ones who will be choosing your rest home. (Phyliss Diller)
“How do you tell when you’re out of invisible ink?”
“There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.”