My food for thought is from 2008. I first saw this back then and my mouth dropped. I can't imagine what this would read like today... or tomorrow......
Holy crap that info video was way too stimulating to watch in amazement at 9:30pm …

if the other post didn't work … maybe this will ???


"hxxps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcSzqm5Whwc" (replace "x" with "t" for copy paste)
 
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Figuring out a way to get around broken "tools" is the mark of a true genius!

She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and
toast for breakfast, wearing only the T-shirt that she normally slept in.

As I walked in, hardly awake, she turned to me and said softly, "You must
make love to me right now!"

My eyes lit up and I thought, "Either I am still dreaming or this is going
to be my lucky day!"

Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and gave it my all, right
there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove, her T-shirt still
around her neck.

Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, "What was that all about?"

She explained, "The egg timer's broken."
 
Damnit Spence, why do you get me started?

Why do we drive on parkways, and park on driveways?

Why are there braile dots on a drive-up ATM?

Why are there Interstate highways in Hawaii?

If you can't drink and drive, why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots?

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the morning?

Why is it that when you send something by truck it's called a shipment, but if you send it by boat it's called cargo?

and my favorite,

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow sign?
 
Damnit Spence, why do you get me started?

Why do we drive on parkways, and park on driveways?

Why are there braile dots on a drive-up ATM?

Why are there Interstate highways in Hawaii?

If you can't drink and drive, why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots?

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the morning?

Why is it that when you send something by truck it's called a shipment, but if you send it by boat it's called cargo?

and my favorite,

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow sign?



Just excellent.
 
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Som quotes from one of my favorite twisted mind writers. When I remember, I will post a few off and on....


99% of lawers give the rest a bad name.

Always try to be modest. And be damn proud of it!

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of cheques.

Cross country skiing is great. If you live in a small country.


Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

Lol... enough for one day....
 
OK ... being told snow is in the forecast by one and the opposite by another forecaster ... so it's back to my thread ...



"If it's because it only takes mostly between 50-100 years to do-us-in, is it Oxygen that is killing us?"
 
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