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#81
My food for thought is from 2008. I first saw this back then and my mouth dropped. I can't imagine what this would read like today... or tomorrow......
Holy crap that info video was way too stimulating to watch in amazement at 9:30pm …

if the other post didn't work … maybe this will ???

"hxxps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcSzqm5Whwc" (replace "x" with "t" for copy paste)
 
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Holy crap that info video was way too stimulating to watch in amazement at 9:30pm …
And it's 10 years old to boot!.....
 

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Figuring out a way to get around broken "tools" is the mark of a true genius!

She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and
toast for breakfast, wearing only the T-shirt that she normally slept in.

As I walked in, hardly awake, she turned to me and said softly, "You must
make love to me right now!"

My eyes lit up and I thought, "Either I am still dreaming or this is going
to be my lucky day!"

Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and gave it my all, right
there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove, her T-shirt still
around her neck.

Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, "What was that all about?"

She explained, "The egg timer's broken."
 

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Behold the turtle.............


He makes progress only when he sticks his neck out.
 

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Damnit Spence, why do you get me started?

Why do we drive on parkways, and park on driveways?

Why are there braile dots on a drive-up ATM?

Why are there Interstate highways in Hawaii?

If you can't drink and drive, why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots?

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the morning?

Why is it that when you send something by truck it's called a shipment, but if you send it by boat it's called cargo?

and my favorite,

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow sign?
 

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Damnit Spence, why do you get me started?

Why do we drive on parkways, and park on driveways?

Why are there braile dots on a drive-up ATM?

Why are there Interstate highways in Hawaii?

If you can't drink and drive, why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots?

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the morning?

Why is it that when you send something by truck it's called a shipment, but if you send it by boat it's called cargo?

and my favorite,

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow sign?


Just excellent.
 
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Exactly, this stuff is what helps to get us through hibernation ... awesome ... thank you 👍🏻
 
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I considered fulfilling my New Year's Resolution to create an Incorporated Business.
A business plan for an opinionated service company that would never become obsolete …
Was thinking of the name … "5 Cents Worth Inc."
So anticipating lucrative sales, I would register to collect GST but then thought ...
I would invoice for 5cents and charge 1cent for GST to subtotal 6cents
but then if paid by cash the total would be 5cents again due to penny round down integrity.
Unless I accepted a credit card to be able to collect the 6cents
but then absorb the credit card fee of 3% that they would likely round up to 5cents
to leave me with 1cent that the bank will have a $1.50 fee for a Business deposit
Have to hire an accountant to keep track of all those debits and credits
as I would be so busy performing “5cent Worth" Services and I'd also
have to hire a Collection Service for those who didn't like my “5 cents Worth" and so
I quickly discovered that I would be paying out about $40 for every "5 cents Worth" that I performed.
So My New Years Resolution is squashed rather quickly without gaining much more stran … however ...
I’m not against encouraging anyone else to tryi this venture and wanting to give their “5 cents Worth" ...
…happily asking for it and all saving you a whole lot of trouble by figuring it best to just give me $40 under the table with it … :joyful:
 
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SPENCE..
Are you off your meds!!!?

LOL
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SPENCE..
Are you off your meds!!!? LOL Graham
😂 Just a night of cheap wine and wasted time on a really bad yeg hockey game :Rage: … figured I could do any worse :Shrug2: but maybe I did :joyful:
 
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#93
Som quotes from one of my favorite twisted mind writers. When I remember, I will post a few off and on....


99% of lawers give the rest a bad name.

Always try to be modest. And be damn proud of it!

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of cheques.

Cross country skiing is great. If you live in a small country.


Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

Lol... enough for one day....
 
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🤔 How can a Business qualify as one that “knows business” when you find their best “Bulk Buy” pricing is for a quantity of “ONE”
and it being explained in relation to “well we buy it in bulk and sell them one at a time” 🙄
 
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