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Subject: CARP OBSERVATIONS IN Canada



CARP -Canadian Association of Retired People
Questions and Answers from
CARP Forum​
Q: Where can single men over the age of 70 find
younger women who are interested in them?​
A: Try a bookstore, under
Fiction.​
Q: What can a man do while his wife is going
through menopause?​
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can
finish the basement. When you're done, you will have a place to live.​
Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your
over-70 year-old husband?​
A: Tell him you're
pregnant.​
Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the
elderly wrinkles?​
A: Take off your
glasses.​
Q: Seriously! What can I do for these crow's feet
and all those wrinkles on my face?​
A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out.​
Q: Why should 70-plus year old people use valet
parking?​
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car​
Q: Is it common for 70-plus year olds to have
problems with short term memory storage?​
A: Storing memory is not a problem. Retrieving it
is the problem.​
Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?​
A: Yes, but usually in the
afternoon.​
Q: Where should 70-plus year olds look for eye
glasses?​
A: On their
foreheads.​
Q: What is the most common remark made by 70-plus
year old when they enter antique stores?​
A: "Gosh, I remember
these!"​
SMILE,
You've still got your sense of
humour, haven't you?​



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