billy bob and the trooper.

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Subject: CARP OBSERVATIONS IN Canada

CARP -Canadian Association of Retired People Questions and Answers from CARP Forum​
Q: Where can single men over the age of 70 find younger women who are interested in them?​	A: Try a bookstore, under Fiction.​
Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?​	A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you're done, you will have a place to live.​
Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your over-70 year-old husband?​	A: Tell him you're pregnant.​
Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly wrinkles?​	A: Take off your glasses.​
Q: Seriously! What can I do for these crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face?​	A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out.​
Q: Why should 70-plus year old people use valet parking?​	A: Valets don't forget where they park your car​
Q: Is it common for 70-plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?​	A: Storing memory is not a problem. Retrieving it is the problem.​
Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?​	A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.​
Q: Where should 70-plus year olds look for eye glasses?​	A: On their foreheads.​
Q: What is the most common remark made by 70-plus year old when they enter antique stores?​	A: "Gosh, I remember these!"​
SMILE, You've still got your sense of humour, haven't you?​

 

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Driver's Ed, 1945.

 

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And now one for the girls.
You can't say I'm biased despite the picture (chauvinist pig - lol) above.

 

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This is how us “BABY BOOMERS” traveled

 

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Before cell phones...

 

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Unless it’s a baker’s dozen….

 

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Those girls were born in the 30's or 40's I was born in the early 50's and had nothing like that when I was 16. Plus the skirts were MUCH shorter!

 

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