billy bob and the trooper.

Once it opens,We should enquire what getting Badlands for a weekend would cost for a healthy group of Corvettes. I can only imagine. Or we enquire about a cruise there as well as an impromptu show/shine. Maybe get some laps around the place at a respectable speed and rate friendly for all.
 
to be a Kid again ...

Oh man! "Rolling Stop"
Can you change it to
"excessive speed"
so I can show it to my friends?
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ddgermann said:
Or find a guy who works for the city with a truck full of signs and barriers .... can you think of anyone?.. :D
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I'll look around the yard. Maybe Kirby won't notice the 2 pallets of 100 cones per missing. We could set up our own little course. I forgot a zero. 1000 cones per pallet.
 
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Like uncomfortable?:ROFL:
 
There are several one mile top speed competitions put on in various states that the average Joe can be part of....Granted, It's only one mile. Here's an example of one of them.... Welcome to The US Mile - Top Speed 1-Mile racing in Texas

Various numbers float around as to the mile speed of the C7 but most indicate that in the mile, the Stingray and the Z06 are pretty close with the Stingray being about 9 mph slower. About 166 mph (268 kph) for the Stingray....Ultimate top speed, the Stingray is said to be faster.... But take the spats and the wicker bill off and they say that all changes.....
 
... there's so much awesome stuff on this thread, I hope it's not a repeat ...

Was told a joke at Thanksgiving Dinner this weekend about a child learning to count ...
Using Flash Cards, the Child kept counting ... 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,pause,12,13,14,15....
You ever wonder when your kid sees too much TV? Check the remote control for the "11"
:ROFL:
 
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WOMEN'S REVENGE


'Cash, check or charge?' I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.
'So, do you always carry your TV remote?' I asked.
'No,' she replied, 'but my husband refused to come shopping with me,
and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally.'





CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS


A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles.
The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.
He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.
She directs him down the correct aisle.
A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.
She says, confused, 'Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?
He answers, 'You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store
to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco
and some rolling papers; cause "it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper.
So, I figure if I have to roll my own ......... so does she.




WIFE VS. HUSBAND


A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
the husband asked sarcastically, 'Relatives of yours?'
'Yep,' the wife replied, 'in-laws'


WORDS


A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day.
30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, 'The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, 'What?'


CREATION


A man said to his wife one day, 'I don't know how you can be
so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
'The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!





The Silent Treatment


A man and his wife were having some problems at home
and were giving each other the silent treatment.
Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him
at 5:0 0 AM for an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,
'Please wake me at 5:00 AM. He left it where he knew she would find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight


Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him,
when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.
The paper said, 'It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.'
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.


God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece
 
New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector phoned his client. He said, "Saul, I have some good news and I have some bad news.”



The art collector replied, "I've had an awful day, let's hear the good news first.” The lawyer said, "Well, I met with your wife today, and she informed me that she invested $5,000 in two pictures that she thinks will bring a minimum of $15-20 million. I think she could be right.”


Saul replied enthusiastically, "Well done! My wife is a brilliant businesswoman! You've just made my day. Now I know I can handle the bad news. What is it?”


The lawyer replied, "The pictures are of you and your secretary.”
 
One day, shortly after joining the PGA tour in 1965, Lee Trevino, a professional golfer and married man, was at his home in Dallas, Texas mowing his front lawn, as he always did.
A lady driving by in a big, shiny Cadillac stopped in front of his house, lowered the window and asked, "Excuse me, do you speak English?"
Lee responded, "Yes Ma'am, I do."
The lady then asked, "What do you charge to do yard work?"
Lee said, "Well, the woman in this house lets me sleep with her."
The lady hurriedly put the car into gear and sped off.
 

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