When is enough ... enough !
When they stop trapping and relocating nuisance Bears ...
When they stop trapping and relocating nuisance Bears ...
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billy bob and the trooper.
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A blond goes into a pattern shop to buy some material.
She says to the sales lady, "I would like to buy some pink material for drapes for my computer."The saleslady says, " you don't need drapes for a computer."
The blonde says, "duhhhhh I have windows on my computer."
She says to the sales lady, "I would like to buy some pink material for drapes for my computer."The saleslady says, " you don't need drapes for a computer."
The blonde says, "duhhhhh I have windows on my computer."
It's late fall and the Indians on a remote reservation in South Dakota
asked their new chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or
mild. Since he was a chief in a modern society, he had never been
taught the old secrets When he looked at the sky, he couldn't tell
what the winter was going to be like.
Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he told his tribe that the
winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village
should collect firewood to be prepared.
But, being a practical leader, after several days, he got an idea. He
went to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and
asked, "Is the coming winter going to be cold?"
"It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold," the
meteorologist at the weather service responded. So the chief went back
to his people and told them to collect even more firewood in order to
be prepared.
A week later, he called the National Weather Service again. "Does it
still look like it is going to be a very cold winter?"
"Yes," the man at National Weather Service again replied, "it's going
to be a very cold winter."
The chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect
every scrap of firewood they could find.
Two weeks later, the chief called the National Weather Service again.
"Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?"
"Absolutely," the man replied. "It's looking more and more like it is
going to be one of the coldest winters we've ever seen."
"How can you be so sure?" the chief asked.
The weatherman replied, "The Indians are collecting firewood like crazy."
Remember this story whenever you get advice from a government official.
asked their new chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or
mild. Since he was a chief in a modern society, he had never been
taught the old secrets When he looked at the sky, he couldn't tell
what the winter was going to be like.
Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he told his tribe that the
winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village
should collect firewood to be prepared.
But, being a practical leader, after several days, he got an idea. He
went to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and
asked, "Is the coming winter going to be cold?"
"It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold," the
meteorologist at the weather service responded. So the chief went back
to his people and told them to collect even more firewood in order to
be prepared.
A week later, he called the National Weather Service again. "Does it
still look like it is going to be a very cold winter?"
"Yes," the man at National Weather Service again replied, "it's going
to be a very cold winter."
The chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect
every scrap of firewood they could find.
Two weeks later, the chief called the National Weather Service again.
"Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?"
"Absolutely," the man replied. "It's looking more and more like it is
going to be one of the coldest winters we've ever seen."
"How can you be so sure?" the chief asked.
The weatherman replied, "The Indians are collecting firewood like crazy."
Remember this story whenever you get advice from a government official.
In light of the recent vote in Alberta to scrap Bill 203, which would have gotten rid of our changing of the clocks twice a year, it brings to mind some old native words of wisdom....
"It is only the white man who thinks you can cut a foot off the end of a blanket.... sew it on to the other end of the blanket.... and then think he has a longer blanket...."
"It is only the white man who thinks you can cut a foot off the end of a blanket.... sew it on to the other end of the blanket.... and then think he has a longer blanket...."
... and yet another Celebrity Harassment Claim is in the making ...
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C.S.I.
- all the other Reindeer used to laugh and call him names until he did them in -
- all the other Reindeer used to laugh and call him names until he did them in -
awwwwww..... I always knew Rudolph was not to be trusted....
Wonder why a Package being transported on land is called a
SHIPment
and a Package being transported on sea is called
CARgo
SHIPment
and a Package being transported on sea is called
CARgo
Park on the Driveway
Drive on the Parkway
Eric you are one sick puppy.
Drive on the Parkway
Eric you are one sick puppy.
Park on the Driveway
Drive on the Parkway
Eric you are one sick puppy.
And Damn proud of it too Murray. It took me years of refinement to get the way I am....
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