billy bob and the trooper.

[LE BARON]

 

[BDK]

 

[BDK]

 

[New C5er]

Frank always looked on the bright side.

He would constantly irritate his friends with his eternal optimism. No matter how horrible the circumstance, he would always reply, "It could have been worse."

To cure him of his annoying habit, his friends decided to invent a situation so completely bad, so terrible, that even Frank could find no hope in it.

On the golf course one day, one of them said, "Frank, did you hear about Tom?

He came home last night, found his wife in bed with another man, shot them both and then turned the gun on himself!"


"That`s awful," said Frank, "But it could have been worse."


"How in the hell," asked his angry friend, could it have been worse?"


"Well," replied Frank, "If it happened the night before, I`d be dead now!"_._

 

[New C5er]

A female CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Western Wall to pray, twice a day, every day, for a long, long time. So she went to check it out.

She went to the Western Wall and there he was, walking slowly up to the holy site.She watched him pray and after about 45 minutes, when he turned to leave, using a cane and moving very slowly, she approached him for an interview.
"Pardon me, sir, I'm Rebecca Smith from CNN. What's your name?”
"Morris Feinberg," he replied.
"Sir, how long have you been coming to the Western Wall and praying?"
"For about 60 years."
"60 years! That's amazing! What do you pray for?"
"I pray for peace between the Christians, Jews and the Muslims. I pray for all the wars and all the hatred to stop. I pray for all our children to grow up safely as responsible adults and to love their fellow man. I pray that politicians tell us the truth and put the interests of the people ahead of their own interests."
"How do you feel after doing this for 60 years?"
"Like I'm talking to a f$%^$g wall."

 

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[MikeysZ06]

Nothing more entertaining than what’s on the news right now though. We’re on the World’s map now.

 

[YFCvii]

Nothing more entertaining than what’s on the news right now though. We’re on the World’s map now.

Canadian Content TV is being "enjoyed" and nothing the CRTC can do about it ...

 

[YFCvii]

 

[LE BARON]

 

[LE BARON]

Nothing more entertaining than what’s on the news right now though. We’re on the World’s map now.

 

[LE BARON]

 

[LE BARON]

 

[LE BARON]

Looks like we are not the only ones with problems.

 

[LE BARON]

 

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[LE BARON]

 

[LE BARON]