billy bob and the trooper.

[LE BARON]

My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.
I asked her, "Do you know him?"
"Yes", she sighed,
"He's my old boyfriend. I understand he took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he hasn't been sober since."
"My God!" I said, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"
And then the fight started...

 

[LE BARON]

One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift...
The next year, I didn't buy her a gift.
When she asked me why, I replied,
"Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"
And that's how the fight started.....

 

[AxeZ06]

I don't have a dime left from the $1.6 millon that I won from the lottery.
I spent most of it on booze, sex, and drugs. The rest, I just wasted.

 

[YFCvii]

We all know the Chicken crossed the road to get to the other side.
Little else is known in this story as fact is that there was a Corvette Dealership
that he was going to on the other side of the road.
So, Do you know what Corvette the Chicken ended up buying?
Well, it was a COUP of course.


(Ya ya sure sure ... a homonym)

 

[LE BARON]

Bet you wish you still had that Pontiac now!

 

[LE BARON]

This might not be considered environmentally acceptable now-a-days

 

[LE BARON]

Of course we all need these. Great mod for the Vette!

 

[LE BARON]

Bet you if you rev the engine it will be even more powerful!

 

[LE BARON]

Unfortunately I can not use this. The kid might blow away with the top down!

 

[LE BARON]

I'll leave this one alone.

 

[LE BARON]

Yet another wallope to us vert guys. Only good for the coups and hardtops.

 

[hemicat]

My friend used to have spark plugs attached to his exhaust in an old truck something like this:

Of course we all need these. Great mod for the Vette!

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[LE BARON]

My friend used to have spark plugs attached to his exhaust in an old truck something like this:

That would be great to get rid of those tailgaters. LOL

 

[YFCvii]

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This might not be considered environmentally acceptable now-a-days

... hmmmmmmmmm ... ... now has me wondering

 

[YFCvii]

Signs signs everywhere a sign ....
How much is the Millennial Age costing us that this sign is even required for blocking the scenery. YYSSW it’s the selfies that need warnings of death ...

 

[12cents]

Signs signs everywhere a sign ....
How much is the Millennial Age costing us that this sign is even required for blocking the scenery. YYSSW it’s the selfie that need warnings of death ...

When I get back home in a few weeks I will grab picture of similar signs out at Cape Spear and the people that jump the fence to get 'closer' for that special picture. Or if Ol' Yeller is out there before me he can grab a picture. Peggy's Cove in NS has similar signs that people kind of don't see. I wonder how many more places these signs are posted that are invisible to the naked eye?

 

[LE BARON]

When I get back home in a few weeks I will grab picture of similar signs out at Cape Spear and the people that jump the fence to get 'closer' for that special picture. Or if Ol' Yeller is out there before me he can grab a picture. Peggy's Cove in NS has similar signs that people kind of don't see. I wonder how many more places these signs are posted that are invisible to the naked eye?

This is all because of a lot of dim wits out there who are to dumb to realize they can fall off a cliff and naturally the legal profession who will fight to your last dollar to say there should be a warning that you might just die if you take that last step. They will get rich with the fees.

 

[LE BARON]

 

[LE BARON]

 

[LE BARON]