Any Interest In One Liners?
- Thread starter Rruuff Day
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You would be welcomed with open arms, a drink of burbon and some fresh fish on the grill.Prove it....
The problem is not that obesity runs in your family.... The problem is that no one runs in your family!
Love is like a fart... if you have to force it its probably sh**
Don't ever think that your completely useless.... You can always be used as a bad example!
Obesity is caused by being gravitationally challenged.
A fart is off gassing...the taxman cometh(LOL)
“A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.”
What's a conscience? Never mind. I'll google it....
It's when you use science to con people! ConScienceWhat's a conscience? Never mind. I'll google it....
Thanks for clearing that up.
I thought it was what criminals did between Math and English classes.
about time you admitted it....
“It’s a small world, but I wouldn’t want to have to paint it.”
