“The two most important days in your life are the day you are born, and the day you find out why.” -Mark Twain
Any Interest In One Liners?
- Thread starter Rruuff Day
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Why don't eggs tell each other jokes..... because they would crack each other up!
and an even finer line between fishing and catching....
Speaking of fish, "how do they get high?" On SEAWEED
Ever burn one ?
Seaweed that is . It’s now legal , but they are trying to figure out how to tax it.
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Many times. We use to dig a deep hole in the sand on the beach, build a big fire in it and when it was all coals, load it up with seaweed, lobster and cover it with more seaweed and then a wet canvas tarp over the pit.... Nothing on this earth as good....Ever burn one ?
With some steamed clams and expropriated corn when possible.
“I planted some birdseed. A bird came up. Now I don’t know what to feed it.”
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It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do....
Yes I know they say that money talks, but mine only says good bye..../
The proverbial one liner in question form ....
Ginger or Mary Anne ? ......... I know who I'd pick
Ginger or Mary Anne ? ......... I know who I'd pick
My wife for me.The proverbial one liner in question form ....
Ginger or Mary Anne ? ......... I know who I'd pick
