"Why is it that ..." Corvette quips

[YFCvii]

Hi y'all
... love the "... best caption for photo ..." post by Bucks !
... with the intent for added enjoyment, here's something else for y'all during our Hibernation ...

Post a Corvette related quip that starts with "Why is it that ..." ... here's one of mine to start ...

Why is it that ... when you buy your Corvette on retirement, your Boss says "You worked very hard for that and good for you" but if you buy your Corvette while you are still on the payroll, your Boss says "We are definitely paying you too much"?

 

[Black 03 Z06]

Wife to Husband……Admit it, you care more about that Corvette than me.

But But But…..The wrong answer here folks is disastrous.

 

[YFCvii]

Why is it that ... it's not really a mid-life crisis to buy a Corvette when you are 55 ?

 

[Bucks]

Hey SN-lll ....
Not at all you have taken a Dream, and made it to Reality ....
Most want to be you and drive the only true North America Sport Car ....
So smile and take it as a compliment ...
If you truly want to give your Boss a headache ...
Show up with 3 Corvette in 3 different generation .... LMAO ....

 

[YFCvii]

Why is it that ... if you can't take it with you, that you can't just be buried in it?

 

[Rruuff Day]

Why is it that "He who dies with the most toys wins" doesn't apply unless one of the toys is a Corvette.

 

[Rruuff Day]

Why is it that we make fun of Mustangs here? Oh... Wait... Never mind...

lol... sorry Bill / Riley.....

 

[Bucks]

Hey Rruuff ....
I like that photo ... lol .

 

[Rruuff Day]

Thx Bucks... I got a laugh out of it... But no fear... the Ford boys have their share of similar humour....

 

[williame3590]

When I'm out for a cruise this is what i always see in my rear view.

Bill

 

[YFCvii]

Why is it that ... when you try to "swim in the same water" with a Stingray, you become a ... ?

 

[Rruuff Day]

When I'm out for a cruise this is what i always see in my rear view.

Bill

Me too Bill. Me too!

 

[williame3590]

Well.......unless I'm driving the Stang and she's driving the Vette.


Bill