billy bob and the trooper.
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A man comes home from work, his wife opens the door and wow what a change. When he left for work she was flat chested and now has the most enormous breasts.
“How did that happen?”
”This morning the door bell rang, opened the door and two women were outside selling a mirror. Said I wasn‘t interested they said just listen to what we’ve got to say.
They told her the first rhyming wish made to the mirror would come true?
I told them not falling for that one.
They replied try it and if it doesn’t work don’t pay
Hung it on the back of the door.
Looked into it and said “Mirror, mirror on the door make my breasts size 44” now you can see the results.”
Anyway I’m going to Victoria Secret to buy some bras and off she went.
He sits down and thinks “Why not give it a try?
Looks into the mirror and says “Mirror, mirror on the door make my dick reach the floor?”
His legs fell off!
“How did that happen?”
”This morning the door bell rang, opened the door and two women were outside selling a mirror. Said I wasn‘t interested they said just listen to what we’ve got to say.
They told her the first rhyming wish made to the mirror would come true?
I told them not falling for that one.
They replied try it and if it doesn’t work don’t pay
Hung it on the back of the door.
Looked into it and said “Mirror, mirror on the door make my breasts size 44” now you can see the results.”
Anyway I’m going to Victoria Secret to buy some bras and off she went.
He sits down and thinks “Why not give it a try?
Looks into the mirror and says “Mirror, mirror on the door make my dick reach the floor?”
His legs fell off!
Another one of my favorite Larsons
He is one of if not my favorite of all time. Some new stuff here .
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