billy bob and the trooper.
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A school science teacher tells his class they are going to carry out an experiment.
He shows them four worms each one in a separate jar
Jar 1 he fills with beer.
Jar 2 he fills with wine.
Jar 3 he fills with whisky.
Jar 4 he fills with water
Tells them at the end of the lesson they will discuss the results.
At the end of the lesson he gets the four jars out of a cupboard and the worms in jars 1, 2 and 3 were dead.
He asks the class what does this shows?
A boy at the front of the class said “Drink beer, wine or whisky and you’ll never get worms.”
He shows them four worms each one in a separate jar
Jar 1 he fills with beer.
Jar 2 he fills with wine.
Jar 3 he fills with whisky.
Jar 4 he fills with water
Tells them at the end of the lesson they will discuss the results.
At the end of the lesson he gets the four jars out of a cupboard and the worms in jars 1, 2 and 3 were dead.
He asks the class what does this shows?
A boy at the front of the class said “Drink beer, wine or whisky and you’ll never get worms.”
LE BARON
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Need one of these with a raccoon
WTF , lol.
A fire fighter is working on the engine outside the station when he notices a little boy next door in a little red wagon with a tiny ladders hung off the side and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The boy is wearing a fire fighter’s helmet and has the wagon tied to a dog and a cat. The fire fighter walks over to take a closer look.
“That sure is a nice fire truck,” the fire fighter says with admiration.
“Thanks,” says the little boy.
As the fire fighter looks a little closer, he notices the boy has tied the wagon to the dog’s collar and to the cat’s testicles.
“Little partner,” the fire fighter says, “I don’t want to tell you how to run your fire truck, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat’s collar, I think you could go faster.”
The little boy says, "You’re probably right, but then I wouldn’t have a siren.
“That sure is a nice fire truck,” the fire fighter says with admiration.
“Thanks,” says the little boy.
As the fire fighter looks a little closer, he notices the boy has tied the wagon to the dog’s collar and to the cat’s testicles.
“Little partner,” the fire fighter says, “I don’t want to tell you how to run your fire truck, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat’s collar, I think you could go faster.”
The little boy says, "You’re probably right, but then I wouldn’t have a siren.