billy bob and the trooper.

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hmmmmm....In all fairness to my Engineering comrades out there, if we had unlimited budgets, unlimited slave labour, a climate that didn't drive frost into the ground 8 feet, and nothing on them heavier than a horse and wagon, our roads would last at least two eternities....lol... JMO....:smilebow:
 
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dialed a number and got the following recording:

"I am not available right now, but

Thank you for caring enough to call.

I am making some changes in my life.

Please leave a message after the

Beep. If I do not return your call,

You are one of the changes."


~~~~~

Aspire to inspire before you expire.

~~~~~


My wife and I had words,

But I didn't get to use mine.

~~~~~

Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.

~~~~~

The irony of life is that, by the time

You're old enough to know your way around,

You're not going anywhere.


~~~~~
God made man before woman so as to give him time

To think of an answer for her first question.

~~~~~

I was always taught to respect my elders,

But it keeps getting harder to find one.


~~~~~


What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?

Stress is when wife is pregnant,

Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant,

And Panic is when both are pregnant.


************ ********* ********* ********* *


A young boy asks his Dad, "What is the difference between confident and confidential?"

Dad says, "You are my son, I'm confident about that.

Your friend over there, is also my son, that's confidential."


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A three-year-old boy was examining his testicles

While taking a bath.

"Mom" he asked, "are these my brains?"

"Not yet," she replied. ​
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A race of aliens arrives on Earth one day and they are friendly and to everyone's surprise they speak perfect English.
Obviously all of the heads of government and all of the religious leaders wish to speak with the aliens so a summit meeting is set up so that all can converse and question the visitors.
The Pope has his turn to converse with the aliens.
He asks, "Do you know about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?"
"Yeah sure, you mean J.C.? He's the greatest isn't he? He swings by every year to check that we're doin' okay"
Surprised, The Pope declares, "he visits you every year?!!! It's been over 2 millennia and we're still waiting for his SECOND coming!!!"
The alien sees that The Pope is red faced and has become somewhat irate to this fact and starts trying to rationalize......."maybe he likes our chocolate better than yours". The Pope loses it and shouts "Chocolate, chocolate, what has that to do with anything pray tell?" The alien answers "well, when he first visited our planet we gave him a huge box of chocolates..... why,what did you guys do?"
 
Oh ooooooo 😳

Wife asked where all the bills should go from her week of Black Friday shopping. I said to just put them on my desk ... hope the bills are not too large. Well later on my desk ... not sure about what this really means 😂
About 15 Receipts/Bills are underneath ....
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decisions decisions...naughty or nice?

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You know the day will start off “great” when you go to get your phone off the wireless charger and find this 😂

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