"I am not available right now, but
Thank you for caring enough to call.
I am making some changes in my life.
Please leave a message after the
Beep. If I do not return your call,
You are one of the changes."
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Aspire to inspire before you expire.
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My wife and I had words,
But I didn't get to use mine.
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Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.
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The irony of life is that, by the time
You're old enough to know your way around,
You're not going anywhere.
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God made man before woman so as to give him time
To think of an answer for her first question.
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I was always taught to respect my elders,
But it keeps getting harder to find one.
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What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant,
And Panic is when both are pregnant.
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A young boy asks his Dad, "What is the difference between confident and confidential?"
Dad says, "You are my son, I'm confident about that.
Your friend over there, is also my son, that's confidential."
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A three-year-old boy was examining his testicles
While taking a bath.
"Mom" he asked, "are these my brains?"
"Not yet," she replied.
