billy bob and the trooper.
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I think with having a PM that acts like a chimp, that real chimps should actually be allowed to fill that position.
Haha, I was seriously waiting for Trudeau to comment at the end or something..... good set up Rruuff! I guess if I really thought about it, I would have quickly realized that Trudeau only starts counting from 1 Billion and up, so he wouldn't have been part of anything to do with peanuts! Silly me!
P.S. if this doesn't qualify to be in the Billy Bob thread, let me know and Ill come back and add a Cat video or something!
All good. This thread is pretty loosie goosie... We might get frowned on by the PM lovers out there but as long as it doesn't turn into a bashing party, I have no problem.
So....Moving on, here's a vid I posted quite a few years ago but I go back to it often and it makes me smile just as much now as it did then.
They didn't say how the human was being rewarded. Might make a big difference. LOL
Get the chimps in to the finance dept. They might do a better job toting up the figures to tell us we are up the creek without a paddle
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man
around that they offered a standing $1000.00 bet. The bartender would
squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon
to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would
win the money.
Many people had tried.... over time: weightlifters, football & hockey
players, but nobody could do it.
One day, this scrawny little fellow came into the bar, wearing thick
glasses and a polyester suit, and said in a small voice, "I'd like to
try the bet."
After the laughter had died down, the bartender said, "OK"; grabbed the
lemon; and squeezed away. Then he handed the wrinkled remains of the
rind to the little fellow. But the Crowd's laughter turned to total
silence.... as the man clenched his little fist around the lemon.... and
six drops fell into the glass.
As the crowd cheered, the bartender paid the $1000.00 and asked the
little man: "What do you do for a living? Are you a lumberjack, a
weight-lifter, or what?"
The little fellow quietly replied: "I work for Revenue Canada."
around that they offered a standing $1000.00 bet. The bartender would
squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon
to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would
win the money.
Many people had tried.... over time: weightlifters, football & hockey
players, but nobody could do it.
One day, this scrawny little fellow came into the bar, wearing thick
glasses and a polyester suit, and said in a small voice, "I'd like to
try the bet."
After the laughter had died down, the bartender said, "OK"; grabbed the
lemon; and squeezed away. Then he handed the wrinkled remains of the
rind to the little fellow. But the Crowd's laughter turned to total
silence.... as the man clenched his little fist around the lemon.... and
six drops fell into the glass.
As the crowd cheered, the bartender paid the $1000.00 and asked the
little man: "What do you do for a living? Are you a lumberjack, a
weight-lifter, or what?"
The little fellow quietly replied: "I work for Revenue Canada."
My wife, Julie, had been after me for several weeks to varnish the wooden seat on our toilet.
Finally, I got around to doing it while Julie was out.
After finishing, I left to take care of another matter before she returned.
She came in and undressed to take a shower. Before getting in the shower, she sat on the toilet.
> As she tried to stand up, she realized that the not-quite-dry epoxy paint had glued her to the toilet seat.
> About that time, I got home and realized her predicament.
> We both pushed and pulled without any success whatsoever.
> Finally, in desperation, I undid the toilet seat bolts.>
> Julie wrapped a sheet around herself and I drove her to the hospital emergency room.>
> The ER Doctor got her into a position where he could study how to free Her (Try to get a mental picture of this.)>
> Julie tried to lighten the embarrassment of it all by saying, "Well, Doctor, I'll bet you've never seen anything like this before."
>
> The Doctor replied, "Actually, I've seen lots of them......I just never saw one mounted and framed."
> c
Finally, I got around to doing it while Julie was out.
After finishing, I left to take care of another matter before she returned.
She came in and undressed to take a shower. Before getting in the shower, she sat on the toilet.
> As she tried to stand up, she realized that the not-quite-dry epoxy paint had glued her to the toilet seat.
> About that time, I got home and realized her predicament.
> We both pushed and pulled without any success whatsoever.
> Finally, in desperation, I undid the toilet seat bolts.>
> Julie wrapped a sheet around herself and I drove her to the hospital emergency room.>
> The ER Doctor got her into a position where he could study how to free Her (Try to get a mental picture of this.)>
> Julie tried to lighten the embarrassment of it all by saying, "Well, Doctor, I'll bet you've never seen anything like this before."
>
> The Doctor replied, "Actually, I've seen lots of them......I just never saw one mounted and framed."
> c
