billy bob and the trooper.

[Black 03 Z06]

At the end of the tax year, the CRA sent a tax inspector to audit the books of a local hospital.

While the taxman was checking the books, he turned to the executive of the hospital and said: "I notice you buy a lot of bandages. I imagine there is a lot of wastage there.

What do you do with the end of the roll when there is too little left to be of any use."

"Good question," noted the executive. "We save them up and send them back to the bandage company and every once in a while, they send us a free roll."

"Oh", replied the taxman, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question had a practical answer. However, he was now well mounted on his favourite hobby horse and ready to be critical. What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left over after setting a cast on a patient?

"Ah, yes," replied the executive, who hadn't a clue, but rising to the challenge. "We save that too and send it back to the manufacturer and every so often they send us a free bag of plaster."

"My, my, an answer for everything!" responded the auditor, who also fancied himself a bit of a wit. "What do you do with all the remains from the circumcision surgeries?"

"Here, too, we do not waste," answered the executive. What we do is save all the little foreskins and send them to the tax office and once a year they send us a complete prick."

 

[2KforeverC5]

LOL

 

[2KforeverC5]

LOL

Keep it coming It

 

[New C5er]

Oei Vey.....

 

[12cents]

Another take on the same joke

 

[Dave91TM]

I just gave my son two leftover 4x4x8 PT posts. I better get them back, it appears they might be tradeable for a C8!

 

[LE BARON]

 

[2KforeverC5]

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[Rruuff Day]

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I'm still waiting for mine. Oh. Sorry. I thought you 'rejection'....

 

[New C5er]

 

[2KforeverC5]

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[Black 03 Z06]

 

[LE BARON]

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[Rruuff Day]

Likely only a few of us remember 1968... Cowsills are likely singing 'What Happened to my Hair' these days...

 

[Rruuff Day]

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Great post Murray. Loved the hippie years.... What of them didn't die with some brain cells that is... VW Microbus and 16 year old bikini clad girls hitch hiking does still come to mind..

 

[2KforeverC5]

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Hey! That came from an old song I recall. That means I’m really getting old.

 

[Rruuff Day]

Hey! That came from an old song I recall. That means I’m really getting old.

lol.... Five Man Electrical Band... Classic hippie years tune... 1971 2K so you're not that old yet....

 

[Morby]

lol.... Five Man Electrical Band... Classic hippie years tune... 1971 2K so you're not that old yet....

What are there 60's and early 70's , you speak about?...... wait a minute..... maybe that's why you are posting at 9:30am in the morning and I'm still working! There's a connection there, somewhere!

 

[Rruuff Day]

Ahhhhh.... Shame you missed those years Morby... Sex, Drugs, Rock and Roll and Woodstock.... Gas was 34 cents a gallon.... a bottle of rum was $3.95 and Sid Vicious and the Sex Pistols music was banned in Britain for fear of them instigating the downfall of the nation.... lol....

 

[Black 03 Z06]

One for you @Rruuff Day.