billy bob and the trooper.
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I really like this one. Don't know if its been posted before. I steal things a lot. LOL.
I made a huge mistake today, and this is a true story. I asked Alexa a question but started by saying "Hey Siri." Thought for a moment why didn't she reply? Then in a panic I realized what I had just done. I have learned from the past. Never ever call one woman's name another woman's name. I don't think Alexa and I are one speaking terms for a bit. I'll ask her in a few days if she is in a better mood yet. That usually works. Have a I mentioned I have been married three times????
An old cowboy walks into a barbershop for a shave and a haircut. He tells the barber he can't get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age. The barber gets two little shiny glass balls from a cup on the shelf and tells the old cowboy to put one inside each of his cheeks to spread out the skin.
When he's finished, the old cowboy tells the barber that was the cleanest shave he'd had in years, but he wanted to know what would have happened if he had accidentally swallowed one of those little balls.
The barber replied "just bring it back in a couple of days like everyone else does".
When he's finished, the old cowboy tells the barber that was the cleanest shave he'd had in years, but he wanted to know what would have happened if he had accidentally swallowed one of those little balls.
The barber replied "just bring it back in a couple of days like everyone else does".
Whew! Glad I drink bourbon. Just have to forego the rocks I guess..
We shovel snow in May every year...no biggie 
We shovel snow in May every year...no biggie
Most years we go camping in the snow in May too
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Alberta can be the same way. Many years we have no leaves on our trees by May long. This is one of them. But no snow....yet....
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