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Relatives.....
My brother sent me a text that he was making popcorn on the stove, I was reminded about the old days- melting the butter, hearing those kernels fall into the pot, putting the lid on, the shaking , the popping , the smell of the butter…

Afterwards I asked him how it went, he said fine and sent me this photo
 
Quarantine Briefs
  • Overslept this morning. Was late getting to the living room.
  • I used to spin toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune. Now I turn it like I'm cracking a safe.
  • Reminder: 9pm is the time to remove your day pajamas and put your night pajamas on.
  • I told my wife how thankful I was to have someone I enjoyed being quarantined with. She said, "Must be nice."
  • If you get an email that says "Find out what everyone is talking about in 2020" don't open it — it's a virus.
  • If you need 144 rolls of toilet paper for a 14-day quarantine you probably should have been seeing a doctor long before COVID-19.
  • Diary for Day 2 without sports: "Found a young lady sitting on my couch yesterday. Apparently she's my wife. She seems nice.
 
One of my lady friends , I use the term loosely, bought this T shirt. She wears it when she goes grocery shopping. It suits her as she is Harley riding tough nut.
 

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