I am admitting nothing. 
Glad your wife had a laugh, we need those these days!!
Glad your wife had a laugh, we need those these days!!
billy bob and the trooper.
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If Eng’s can just stay all "positive" orYeah... Those electrical engineers eh.....Watts up with that...
just stay all "negative", they will
magnetically get along just fine...
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Welcome to ad lip Friday, or the comedy club training grounds. Love it though.......
My wife says it is time for some from the girls:
A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world."
The woman replies, "I'll miss you."
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One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me,
"What setting do I use on the washing machine?"
"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"
He yelled back, "OHIO STATE!"
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Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
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"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower.
"Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?"
"Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.
A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world."
The woman replies, "I'll miss you."
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One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me,
"What setting do I use on the washing machine?"
"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"
He yelled back, "OHIO STATE!"
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Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
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"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower.
"Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?"
"Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.
I sent this to my buddy who was in the army years ago, but his wife is a way better shot than him.
What's the difference between Dubai and Auba Dhabi...…………………… Dubi does not like the Flinstones, but Auba Dhabi Do!!!!
Its the best I can do for now.
Its the best I can do for now.
Not sure if this has been posted before but it's a good reminder nonetheless...
This might not be the proper thread for this but it's great watching and reading for isolationists right now until the right tomorrow comes along.
Not quite the right thread but we take it anywaysThis might not be the proper thread for this but it's great watching and reading for isolationists right now until the right tomorrow comes along.
