billy bob and the trooper.
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There’s a lot of jokes here, so I don’t know if this one has been said, but here goes.
There’s a couple on the 15 tee box, it’s a par 5, the wife walked up to her tee and as she’s putting her ball on the tee her husband says to her, watch out for that house with the big window on the left, well she hits her shot and the ball goes straight through the window.
Her husband says, well we better go knock on the door and say we will pay for the window, they knock on the door, there’s no answer, so they try the door and it opens, on the floor is a broken clay bottle, then a Jeanie comes in the room and tells them that he has been stuck in the bottle for 2,000 years and because the wife’s golf ball set him free he will give them 3 wishes, the husband says for his wish he would like a membership to every golf course in the world and the Jeanie say’s granted, the wife’s then say for her wish she would like a house on every golf course her husband is a member of and the Jeanie says granted, the couple could not decide what they wanted for there 3rd wish, so they turned to the Jeanie and say that he the Jeanie could have the last wish, the Jeanie thinks for a second and says to the couple that for his wish he would like to have sex with the man’s wife and the couple turn to the Jeanie and say granted.
Well the wife and the Jeanie go up stairs to have sex, 15 minutes late the wife and the Jeanie come back down the stairs.
Just as they are leaving the Jeanie turns to the couple and says by the way, how old are you guys, the wife says I’m 39 and the husband say and I’m 41.
The Jeanie turns to the couple and says
And you still believe in Jeanie’s
There’s a couple on the 15 tee box, it’s a par 5, the wife walked up to her tee and as she’s putting her ball on the tee her husband says to her, watch out for that house with the big window on the left, well she hits her shot and the ball goes straight through the window.
Her husband says, well we better go knock on the door and say we will pay for the window, they knock on the door, there’s no answer, so they try the door and it opens, on the floor is a broken clay bottle, then a Jeanie comes in the room and tells them that he has been stuck in the bottle for 2,000 years and because the wife’s golf ball set him free he will give them 3 wishes, the husband says for his wish he would like a membership to every golf course in the world and the Jeanie say’s granted, the wife’s then say for her wish she would like a house on every golf course her husband is a member of and the Jeanie says granted, the couple could not decide what they wanted for there 3rd wish, so they turned to the Jeanie and say that he the Jeanie could have the last wish, the Jeanie thinks for a second and says to the couple that for his wish he would like to have sex with the man’s wife and the couple turn to the Jeanie and say granted.
Well the wife and the Jeanie go up stairs to have sex, 15 minutes late the wife and the Jeanie come back down the stairs.
Just as they are leaving the Jeanie turns to the couple and says by the way, how old are you guys, the wife says I’m 39 and the husband say and I’m 41.
The Jeanie turns to the couple and says
And you still believe in Jeanie’s
AxeZ06
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AxeZ06
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It's politically correct to call them "Traffic Calming Devices"
That’s certainly the position of the majority of Peoplekind ……
