Yesterday I had a flat tire on the Highway 2. So I eased my car over to the shoulder of the road carefully, got out of the car and opened the trunk. I
took out 2 cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of my car facing oncoming traffic. They looked so lifelike you wouldn't believe it!
They were in trench coats exposing their nude bodies and private parts to
the approaching drivers.
As I expected, cars started slowing down looking at my lifelike men. And of
course, traffic starts backing up. Everybody is tooting horns and waving
like crazy. It wasn't long before the RCMP pulls up behind me. He gets out
of his car and starts walking toward me. I could tell he was not a happy
camper!
"What's going on here?"
"My car has a flat tire," I said calmly.
"Well, what the hell are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the
road?"
I couldn't believe that he didn't know. So I told him.........
"Hellooooo, those are my emergency flashers!"