billy bob and the trooper.

[Dave91TM]

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I think he taken a few too many pucks to the head.

 

[Murray20c8]

Yesterday I had a flat tire on the Highway 2. So I eased my car over to the shoulder of the road carefully, got out of the car and opened the trunk. I
took out 2 cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of my car facing oncoming traffic. They looked so lifelike you wouldn't believe it!
They were in trench coats exposing their nude bodies and private parts to
the approaching drivers.
As I expected, cars started slowing down looking at my lifelike men. And of
course, traffic starts backing up. Everybody is tooting horns and waving
like crazy. It wasn't long before the RCMP pulls up behind me. He gets out
of his car and starts walking toward me. I could tell he was not a happy
camper!

"What's going on here?"

"My car has a flat tire," I said calmly.

"Well, what the hell are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the
road?"

I couldn't believe that he didn't know. So I told him.........

"Hellooooo, those are my emergency flashers!"

We SOOOO need a groan smilie! LOL

 

[Murray20c8]

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Ya, that's one I use a lot.

Wife comes home and asks me If I missed her.
I reply "With every shot so far"

 

[AxeZ06]

 

[JB08]

 

[Dave91TM]

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When it overheats, it really overheats!

 

[Black 03 Z06]

 

[Rruuff Day]

A rare vid of Jack before he had a C8 to drive....

 

[Jack Raccoon!]

I'm taking a Internet beating this week. There will be consequences...

 

[Murray20c8]

I'm taking a Internet beating this week. There will be consequences...

 

[Jack Raccoon!]

I just informed the MTO that you have illegally installed Leaf Springs...

 

[Rruuff Day]

I'm taking a Internet beating this week. There will be consequences...

Hard to imagine this week is any different

 

[Jack Raccoon!]

This never would have happened if you started a John Deere Forum...

 

[Murray20c8]

This never would have happened if you started a John Deere Forum...

 

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I think seat is too far away from the steering wheel for a rodent. Maybe it can be adjusted?

 

[Dave91TM]

I think seat is too far away from the steering wheel for a rodent. Maybe it can be adjusted?

No need I think Jack is a big racoon.

 

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No need I think Jack is a big racoon.

Sorry Jack I got mixed up between rodents and raccoons! Thanks Dave!

 

[Jack Raccoon!]

I'm going to be busy this weekend lol...

 

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This is for those old farts !

 

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.....and there is this for those grandkids...LOL