billy bob and the trooper.

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[New C5er]

The Italian Fidelity test

I was a very happy man. My wonderful Girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year. So we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me. It was her beautiful younger Sister, Sofia. My prospective Sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me. I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate. She never did it around anyone else. One day she called me and asked me to come over. 'To check my Sister's wedding- invitations' she said. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me. She couldn't overcome them anymore. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married. She said "Before you commit your life to my Sister". Well, I was in total shock, and I couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my Bedroom" she said, "if you want one last wild fling, just come up and have me". I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment. Then turned and made a bee-line straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lord and behold, my fiancé's entire family was standing outside, all clapping and cheering! With tears in his eyes, my future Father-in-law hugged me. He said, 'Frankie, we are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our Daughter. Welcome to the family my son.' And the moral of this story is: Always keep your Condoms in your car.

 

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[Rruuff Day]

This just released from CBC.
Dr. Toeresa Paam has been notified by Canada's top scientific research physicians that it is now believed that the latest pandemic disease, Monkey Pox, is being transmitted by potatoes. The virus was found in 88.3% of over a 10,000 lot of tested specimens. Canada Health is further advising that all Canadians must discontinue consumption of potatoes, and all potatoes in Canada must be destroyed immediately.

The Right Honourable Justin Trudeau is calling an emergency meeting of his staff and it is expected that potatoes will be added to his recent bill banning weapons of mass destruction. Canadians are asked to keep a record of their destroyed potatoes as there will be a compensation program put into effect in the coming months.

It is further expected to be announced that all incoming airlines passengers will be required to submit a negative test for trace potato starch in their bodies.

There has already been an uproar from the Irish population in Canada stating that their right to own and eat potatoes is being trampled on by government's overly bureaucratic reactions to hearsay.

PEI potato growers are rumoured to be organizing a march to Ottawa later this summer armed with potato guns and carrying signs labelled "Don't Spud on our Freedom"

Stay tuned to your local and national news feeds for additional upcoming information.

 

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This just released from CBC.
Dr. Theresa Tam, Chief public health officer of Canada, has been notified by Canada's top scientific research physicians, that it is now known that the latest pandemic disease, Monkey Pox, is being transmitted by potatoes. The virus was found in 88.3% of over a 10,000 lot of tested specimens. Canada Health is further advising that all Canadians must discontinue consumption of potatoes, and all potatoes in Canada must be destroyed immediately.

The Right Honourable Justin Trudeau is calling an emergency meeting of his staff and it is expected that potatoes will be added to his recent bill banning weapons of mass destruction. Canadians are asked to keep a record of their destroyed potatoes as there will be a compensation program put into effect in the coming months.

It is further expected to be announced that all incoming airlines passengers will be required to submit a negative test for trace potato starch in their bodies.

There has already been an uproar from the Irish population in Canada stating that their right to own and eat potatoes is being trampled on by government's overly bureaucratic reactions to hearsay.

Stay tuned to your local and national news feeds for additional upcoming information.

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i I think the NB McCain family will be gunning for you Rruuff

 

[12cents]

Bud the Spud will be leading the protest to mash this directive. He has been quoted as saying the chips are in the bag and everything is frying nicely.

 

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Why would anyone want to "upgrade" to a crippled WIndows version?
I'll wait until it actually becomes an "Upgrade"