the FOOD FOR THOUGHT thread

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Do you think the people need to be dumbed down further? I mean, most of us know the CBC is already doing a pretty good job at it so why poison yourself any further .......

Walking out of the darkness doesn't necessarily result in walking into the light.....
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Woohoo... those Mexicans know how to win at soccer....Helping them along were hundreds of Mexico fans storming the hotel the Ecuador players were staying at and blowing horns, banging drums and playing loud music all night long before the day of the game..... Mexico won 2-0.... Go figure

 

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Woohoo... those Mexicans know how to win at soccer....Helping them along were hundreds of Mexico fans storming the hotel the Ecuador players were staying at and blowing horns, banging drums and playing loud music all night long before the day of the game..... Mexico won 2-0.... Go figure

Tequila......

 

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Thoughts for the day.

1. If Adam and Eve were Cajuns they would have eaten the snake and saved us a lot of trouble.

2. The biggest joke is computers asking people’s to prove they aren’t Robots.

3. If I’m ever on life support unplug me and plug me back in, it always works with my computer.

4. You know you’re getting old when friends with benefits, means someone who can drive at night.

5. My internet went off last night and I spent a few hours talking to my family, they seem like good people.

6. Seeing how some people wear masks can understand why contraception fails.

7. Weight loss goal: being able to clip my toenails and breathe at the same time.

8. Some people exercise every day, I’m watching a TV show I don’t like because the remote fell on the floor.

9. For those of you who don’t like Alexa listening to your conversation. They are making a male version…… it doesn’t listen to anything.

10. Now iv’e lived through a plague, understand why Italian renaissance paintings are full of fat people lying on couches.

 

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Advice from An Old Farmer:

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong.
Keep skunks and bankers at a distance.
Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.
A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.
Words that soak into your ears are whispered… not yelled.
Meanness don’t jes’ happen overnight.
Forgive your enemies; it messes up their heads.
Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you.
It don’t take a very big person to carry a grudge.
You cannot unsay a cruel word.
Every path has a few puddles.
When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.
The best sermons are lived, not preached.
Most of the stuff people worry about ain’t never gonna happen anyway.
Don’t judge folks by their relatives.
Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.
Live a good, honorable life… Then when you get older and think back, you’ll enjoy it a second time.
Don ‘t interfere with somethin’ that ain’t botherin' you none.
Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a Rain dance.
If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin’.
Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.
The biggest troublemaker you’ll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin’.
Always drink upstream from the herd.
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.
Lettin’ the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin’ it back in.
If you get to thinkin’ you’re a person of some influence, try orderin’ somebody else’s dog around..
Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.
Don’t pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he’ll just kill you.
Most times, it just gets down to common sense

 

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