The funniest was around 2010 and the Olympics. I did the week in Vegas. My hotel gave free drink tickets to their lounge. I tip the front desk staff, so she gave me a ton of tickets for free beer or wine....... Mostly the women that checked out us guys in the lounge. Well hookers! So when two women approached. Thought they must be hookers too....... One said: you are either from Vancouver, BC or Washington?..... I said: do you know anywhere outside of either Vancouver? They said: no! I said why F'in ask? Both bailed and then I realized they are not hookers trolling for "Johns". Probably could have had one or both for free.