" Couldn't even get me head under the bumper " , sorry I hate to laugh but for whatever reason I had a good chuckle. I ordered online the pucks to install where the jack points are in red thinking and hoping any mechanic would see lift here.
While very similar to you prepared myself got out my handy lounger cushion laid it on the floor ... lol ditto, I could not find the location to place them let alone even consider seeing what the heck I was doing! Omg even with front lift notta chance in he'll I was fitting those babies! LMAO - so unless I now buy roll on ramps like the PPF installer had when they did my car , its off to the dealer to install them ... just too funny.
Fyi, when I ordered my car I added the dealer installed guards, worked out perfectly.