billy bob and the trooper.
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theboss
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Ready for the next brake job
Always good to plan ahead.....
Scientists have discovered that beer contains traces of female hormones.
To prove their theory they fed each of 100 men 12 pints of beer and observed that
100% of them started talking nonsense and couldn't drive.
Police have confirmed that the man who fell from an 18th floor night club was not a bouncer.
A truck loaded with Vick VapoRub overturned on the highway yesterday,
Amazingly there was no congestion for 8 hours.
A man was putting his daughter to bed and listened to her saying her prayers.
"God bless Mommy, God Bless Daddy, God bless Grandma and Goodbye Grandpa.
Her dad asked " why did you say goodbye Grandpa"? "I don't know" she said.
The next day her Grandpa passed away.
Her dad just put it off to coincidence until a few days later when saying her prayers she said
"God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy and Goodbye Grandma. Again
Her dad asked " why did you say goodbye Grandma"? "I don't know" she said.
The next day her Grandma passed away.
Now her Dad was thinking she had some kind of spiritual connection with God and this was on his mind a lot.
The next week saying prayers she said
"God bless Mommy, and Goodbye Daddy".
Well her dad was mortified and tossed and turned all night long. He went to work the next day and was a basket case.
All he could think about all day was what his daughter had said and waited for his demise.
Driving home after work he drove no faster than a walk and waited at every intersection for an accident that he would die in.
Arriving at home, his wife asked "how was your day". He replied "It was terrible. It was the worst day I've ever had".
She said " You think you had a bad day. My day was terrible as well". He said "What happened"?
"Our mailman had a heart attack and died right on our doorstep".
To prove their theory they fed each of 100 men 12 pints of beer and observed that
100% of them started talking nonsense and couldn't drive.
Police have confirmed that the man who fell from an 18th floor night club was not a bouncer.
A truck loaded with Vick VapoRub overturned on the highway yesterday,
Amazingly there was no congestion for 8 hours.
A man was putting his daughter to bed and listened to her saying her prayers.
"God bless Mommy, God Bless Daddy, God bless Grandma and Goodbye Grandpa.
Her dad asked " why did you say goodbye Grandpa"? "I don't know" she said.
The next day her Grandpa passed away.
Her dad just put it off to coincidence until a few days later when saying her prayers she said
"God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy and Goodbye Grandma. Again
Her dad asked " why did you say goodbye Grandma"? "I don't know" she said.
The next day her Grandma passed away.
Now her Dad was thinking she had some kind of spiritual connection with God and this was on his mind a lot.
The next week saying prayers she said
"God bless Mommy, and Goodbye Daddy".
Well her dad was mortified and tossed and turned all night long. He went to work the next day and was a basket case.
All he could think about all day was what his daughter had said and waited for his demise.
Driving home after work he drove no faster than a walk and waited at every intersection for an accident that he would die in.
Arriving at home, his wife asked "how was your day". He replied "It was terrible. It was the worst day I've ever had".
She said " You think you had a bad day. My day was terrible as well". He said "What happened"?
"Our mailman had a heart attack and died right on our doorstep".
Yeah... there was a couple groaners in there..Three's and the last was a
I can relate...