She is too funny..... Marg Delahunty . Couldn't imbed the video , hit the link.
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billy bob and the trooper.
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Dave91TM
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The same as not forcing things, just using a bigger hammer.
Dave91TM
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When the boss is away the guys will play.
Just missing the big screen TV.
Already got the dish .
Speaking of groaners.........
Reminds me of a Disney shtick (Or was it Mad Magazine?). A ball was heading for Donald Duck's head and someone yelled out "Donald Duck". He turned to answer and the ball hit him square in the noggin. He should have yelled "Donald Duck duck"!
A priest and a shepherd take part in a Australian tv quiz show
After answering all the questions, there is a tie.
So both are given one final assignment.
It is to write a poem in three minutes, using the word "Timbuktu".
It is a city in Africa.
The priest returns with the fruit of his inspiration:
"I was a father all my life,
I had no children, had no wife,
I read the bible through and through
on my way to Timbuktu ... "
The poem makes a great impression, and the priest smells a sweet victory.
But then comes the shepherd, with his winning masterpiece:
"When Tim and I to Brisbane went
We met three women cheap to rent.
They were three and we were two,
So I booked one and Tim Booked Two ... "
After answering all the questions, there is a tie.
So both are given one final assignment.
It is to write a poem in three minutes, using the word "Timbuktu".
It is a city in Africa.
The priest returns with the fruit of his inspiration:
"I was a father all my life,
I had no children, had no wife,
I read the bible through and through
on my way to Timbuktu ... "
The poem makes a great impression, and the priest smells a sweet victory.
But then comes the shepherd, with his winning masterpiece:
"When Tim and I to Brisbane went
We met three women cheap to rent.
They were three and we were two,
So I booked one and Tim Booked Two ... "