Lol.
billy bob and the trooper.
- Thread starter buckhorn76
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You didn't get it .......
theboss
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Ha! you came to Montreal lately? I'm not sure if I should post a ''Haha'' smilie or a sad one. Maybe I should trade one of the corvette for a Panzer military tank, might be more suitable for the road conditions
theboss
Power User
Glad to know I'm not alone, I just cancelled my apointment with my psychiatrist
An elderly man lay dying in his bed. While suffering agonies on his way to his final moment, he suddenly smells the aroma of his favourite scones wafting up the stairs.
He gathers his remaining strength, and lifts himself from the bed. Leaning on the wall, he slowly makes his way out of the bedroom, gripping the wall, he slowly makes it to the kitchen.
There, piled on a tray are his favourite scones.
Was it heaven? Or was it one final act of love from his devoted wife of sixty years, seeing to it that he left this world a happy man?
Mustering one great final effort, he threw himself
towards the table, landing on his knees in rumpled posture.
His aged and withered hand trembled towards a scone at the edge of the table, when it was suddenly smacked by his wife with a wooden spoon……
"Clear off!" she said
"They're for the funeral".
He gathers his remaining strength, and lifts himself from the bed. Leaning on the wall, he slowly makes his way out of the bedroom, gripping the wall, he slowly makes it to the kitchen.
There, piled on a tray are his favourite scones.
Was it heaven? Or was it one final act of love from his devoted wife of sixty years, seeing to it that he left this world a happy man?
Mustering one great final effort, he threw himself
towards the table, landing on his knees in rumpled posture.
His aged and withered hand trembled towards a scone at the edge of the table, when it was suddenly smacked by his wife with a wooden spoon……
"Clear off!" she said
"They're for the funeral".