billy bob and the trooper.
- Thread starter buckhorn76
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He died young, but happy! LOL
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die." "Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with chores. Don't discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse. No nagging. And most importantly, make love with your husband several times a week. If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely." On the way home, the husband asked his wife. "What did the doctor say?" "He said you're going to die," she replied.
My husband was dying. I was by his hospital bed when he said something with a weak voice, "There’s something I must confess." "Shhh," I said, "There’s nothing to confess. Everything is alright." "No, I must die in peace," he said. "I had sex with your sister, your best friend, and your co-worker." "I know,” I whispered, "That’s why I poisoned you… Now close your eyes.”
I guess I’m lucky I was never poisoned……
How were you killed?I guess I’m lucky I was never poisoned……
I’ll ask Perplexity …..How were you killed?
Not yet anyway.I guess I’m lucky I was never poisoned……
Won’t be happening that way I’m afraid….Not yet anyway.
theboss
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Cause of death unknown. If I was running an investigation, I know who would be my firts suspect.
theboss
Power User
Something on your mind???I guess I’m lucky I was never poisoned……
AxeZ06
Power User
A friend of mine posted this on Facebook. It's worth repeating.
Funniest vid ever .......
Thing or 2 might have changed since '87
Thing or 2 might have changed since '87
Funniest vid ever .......
Thing or 2 might have changed since '87
I hada set on these back in my teen years. Thought I was getting pretty good with them until the time i got too fancy... my head still remembers that... lol
Lots has changed.... nunchucks are a prohibited weapon in Canada now. I heard the Libs are going to fund safe fishing centers now too. Trying to keep people from getting hooked...