billy bob and the trooper.

Murray20c8 said:
That's why God invented garages! LOL

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Is this where the expression "pussy-footing-around" came from? I assume it wasn't the Porsche owner taking the picture. I suspect it would have been CAT-astrophic for both felines, had they been caught red...errrr...paw-handed. Or perhaps it was the owner but he's superstitious about black cats crossing his path...errrr...Porsche, so did nothing. I know I know, more examples of my Purrrrr-fectly bad sense of humour. lol :) :cool: ;)
 
netsinah said:
Is this where the expression "pussy-footing-around" came from? I assume it wasn't the Porsche owner taking the picture. I suspect it would have been CAT-astrophic for both felines, had they been caught red...errrr...paw-handed. Or perhaps it was the owner but he's superstitious about black cats crossing his path...errrr...Porsche, so did nothing. I know I know, more examples of my Purrrrr-fectly bad sense of humour. lol :) :cool: ;)
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For this post alone I should send you to the penalty box! ;)
 
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LEMON SQUEEZER

At a local bar in downtown Courtenay....

The owner & bartender, was so sure that he was the strongest man around, that he offered a standing $1000 bet.

The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and then hand the lemon to the patron..

Anyone who could squeeze two more drops of juice out of it, would win the money. Many people had tried,.....over the years: weightlifters, longshoremen, etc., but nobody had ever been able to do it.

One day, this scrawny little fellow came into the bar, wearing thick glasses and a polyester suit. He sat down, ordered a glass of draft, & started looking around the bar.

After reading the sign on the wall about the lemon challenge, he said in a small voice: "I was just reading your sign, and I'd like to try the bet."

After the laughter had died down, the bartender said: "Ok,..."
Then he handed the wrinkled remains of the rind to the little fellow.

But the Crowd's laughter turned to total silence.... as the man clenched his little fist around the lemon....and six drops fell into the glass.

As the crowd cheered, the bartender paid the guy his $1000, and then asked little man:
"Do you mind if I ask what do you do for a living? Are you a lumberjack, a weight-lifter, or what?"

The little fellow quietly replied: "I work for Revenue Canada."
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