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The Proper Way to Call a Golfer a Bastard ...

A golfer was ready to tee off on the first hole when a second golfer approached and asked if he could join him. The first said that he usually played alone, but agreed to the twosome.

They were even after the first two holes. The second guy said, "We're about evenly matched, how about playing for five bucks a hole?"

The first guy said that he wasn't much for betting, but agreed to the terms.

The second guy won the remaining sixteen holes with ease. As they were walking off number eighteen, the second guy was busy counting his $80.00. He then confessed that he was the pro at the neighboring course and liked to pick on suckers.

The first fellow revealed that he was the Parish Priest.

The pro was flustered and apologetic, offering to return the money.

The Priest said, "You won fair and square and I was foolish to bet with you. You keep your winnings."

The pro said, "Is there anything I can do to make it up to you?"

The Priest said, "Well, you could come to Mass on Sunday and make a donation of $80. And, if you want to, bring your Mother and Father along, I'll marry them."
 
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Rruuff Day said:
hahaha... that rings of a framed piece I have on my mancave wall... If I get banned for this Richard, it's your fault...lol

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The colour of that paper is showing your age Rruuff. LOL
Unfortunately we don't see adverts like that any more as they are not politically correct.
 
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Wow … you gotta make sure to line up on the correct side of the building when stopping for lunch


Ya … that’s Singer/Songwriter Rickie Lee Jones in the photo.
 
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