billy bob and the trooper.
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For those of you not familiar with our infamous Prime Minister, he loves to have his picture taken!
Don't know who that would be!
This is for the joke guys & gals. Not a political commentary.
Three bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls the inspector at the police department to tell them what has happened.
First body: "Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure while making love to his mistress. Hence the enormous smile, says the coroner.
Second body: "Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the lottery, spent it all on whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile. "
The Inspector asked, "What of the third body?
"Ah," says the coroner, "This is the most unusual one: Justin Trudeau, our Prime Minister, 45, struck by lightning."
"Why is he smiling then?" inquires the Inspector.
The coroner says, "He thought he was having his picture taken.
Don't know who that would be!
This is for the joke guys & gals. Not a political commentary.
Three bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls the inspector at the police department to tell them what has happened.
First body: "Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure while making love to his mistress. Hence the enormous smile, says the coroner.
Second body: "Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the lottery, spent it all on whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile. "
The Inspector asked, "What of the third body?
"Ah," says the coroner, "This is the most unusual one: Justin Trudeau, our Prime Minister, 45, struck by lightning."
"Why is he smiling then?" inquires the Inspector.
The coroner says, "He thought he was having his picture taken.
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I've had days go bad ... but perhaps this was a fire drill or a hawk drill ...
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Getting slow, took me a look or two to figure that one out Eric. Too much egg nog I guess. 
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... I’m in line behind you with that confession. It’s when I added a longer extension chord to my tools
I was told by a Noma sales rep that is the only reason they make a 200 Foot Extension Cord!
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Yoikes the horror of an extension chord “sex change”.
Actually pretty smart thing to make by reclaiming an extension chord that one runs over with their electric lawn mower
If only they can keep these on the shelf ... They make for an awesome “new home owner” house warming gift for him.
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