billy bob and the trooper.
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theboss
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You need a straw??? I think you should use a 1/2 pipe
Was expecting that eyeroll, lol.
That was likely photoshopped, but it got a belly laugh out of me. LOL
Cue the eye-rolls.........
LE BARON
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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asked him how he got the black eye.
The man answers:
I was told at work that we had to cut back and I have to lay off 1 person.
Either Jack or Mary.
I called Mary into the office.
I told her I had to lay her or Jack off.
The man answers:
I was told at work that we had to cut back and I have to lay off 1 person.
Either Jack or Mary.
I called Mary into the office.
I told her I had to lay her or Jack off.
lol... a bit of a twist on an old joke....
Okay , How about this one.
A Nunn gets into a cab.
The cab driver looks at her and tells her, I have a confession.
I've always wanted to kiss a Nunn.
The Nunn replies, I'll kiss you, but only if you are a good catholic.
The cabbie replies he is and pulls the cab in behind a building and he and the Nunn kiss.
When back on the road the cabbie says. I have a confession to make. I'm Jewish
The Nunn replies. I have a confession. I'm George and I'm going to a costume party.
A Nunn gets into a cab.
The cab driver looks at her and tells her, I have a confession.
I've always wanted to kiss a Nunn.
The Nunn replies, I'll kiss you, but only if you are a good catholic.
The cabbie replies he is and pulls the cab in behind a building and he and the Nunn kiss.
When back on the road the cabbie says. I have a confession to make. I'm Jewish
The Nunn replies. I have a confession. I'm George and I'm going to a costume party.
LE BARON
Power User
UR REMOTE CAR STARTERS WILL TURN YOUR CAR OVER....
NO MATTER HOW COLD IT GETS!!
NO MATTER HOW COLD IT GETS!!